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lesgo team. one million please
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Share what you got!
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yuppie.
once you start saying yippee you can never go back
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doot doot!
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
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will get “doot doot" in their ask box
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yesss this is sooooo cute!!! Thank you!
Hello Sophia, is the drawing requests still open? I've just found your blog through some cute hsr art. If the requests are open, can you draw a little Argenti? Have a good day :)
ofc! and he has a lil gift for u<333
thank you for sending a request!
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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.
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if someone doesn't use their turn signal i assume they're not turning. and if they turn it on when they're literally starting to turn then i assume they're not afraid of losing their life. use your turn signal, and use it correctly y'all.
in case you needed to hear it today:
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re changing lanes
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re taking an exit
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you plan on turning (can even be done sooner than 2 seconds before you’re about to turn)
you have a turn signal. in your vehicle. two of them in fact.
you are so brave and beautiful and smart and can do it. using your turn signal
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UM

LMAO
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this. this is too peak. i love you. omg i love this
i’m a moe moe cursed fanart fanatic
alien maid cafe, hm x blip a robomusume(derived from ‘ship’ ship puns in phm discord), gijinka adrian based on hc nobody agreed in respective order
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No, Google Meet, I am not "speaking". I am typing my keyboard. What makes you assume that I'm "speaking"
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người mỹ ơi, làm ơnnnnnn. làm ơn giết elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 người mỹ! làm ơn. Làm ơn !!! giết elon musk. bạn không nhớ súng à.. ? pằng pằng ? trò chơi yêu thích của bạn..? Người Mỹ... làm ơn. 😔🙏 có phải bạn đã quên vị thần địa phương của bạn, đội trưởng mỹ: giết bọn nazi??? người mỹ !! Tôi biết bạn có thể làm được điều đó 🥺🙏 làm ơn đi người mỹ..
americans pleeease. please kill elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 americans! please. Please !!! kill elon musk. don't you remember gun.. ? bang bang ? your favorite game..? Americans... please. 😔🙏 have you forgotten your local deity, captain america: kill nazis??? americans !! I know you can do it 🥺🙏 please americans..
#politics#languages#vietnamese#this is so fun actually#TUMBLR FONT IS NOT OK WITH VIETNAMESE A THOUSAND MARKS ARE DISAPPEARING#i think i'm the first vietnamese on this thread.
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GUYS THE KID CHOSE "AUGUSTINE" AS HIS NAME RIGHT
GUESS WHICH ORDER THE NEW POPE (Leo XIV) IS FROM
THE ORDER OF SAINT AUGUSTINE.

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Gaming x Yunjin! I hc that they preform for each other <3
Today’s rarepair is Gaming x Yun Jin!


Thank you for submitting!
#woah my gaming replaced my yunjin#i ship them because i love them both and i consider gaming to be the only guy that can match yunjin's level loll
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hehe thanks, here's mine! I don't have any plushies tho


…plushies [link to the ‘picrew’] (feel free to rb w ur own !!)
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