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Its been so long since I've been on here that going through my posts is like looking at a strangers blog who has the best sense of humour.
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White dudes: I don’t know who’s worse: Hillary or Trump.
LGBTQ people: Trump is.
Black people: Trump is.
Undocumented immigrants: Trump.
Muslims: It’s Trump.
Women: Trump duh.
White dudes: *shoves head deeper into ass* I just… don’t… know…
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This was top tier comedy in middle school let me tell you
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After a long day, you just want to go home and shove the closest edible thing into your mouth and watch whatever is on Netflix instant. And on weekends, you try to psych yourself up to go out at night but then you realize you are just so damn tired and Netflix instant sounds awesome. And there’s all that driving and like, having to wear pants.
“TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE AN ADULT” by Almie Rose (via fuckyeahawesomechicks)
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me when i’m in a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation:
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