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everything is fine.

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Saw this pic and it totally scream Crosshair and Batcher.

Crosshair might not have understand the role of a hunting dog, but Batcher is the best girl and just happy to be there

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Gibt es hier auf tumblr BastiGHG fans? Frage für einen Freund haha

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I think I just found my new favourite Clip lmao

From the newest BastiGHG video

Translation/Description:

Basti: Bro ist am Kochen (bro is cooking)

Kevin: Oh mein Gott. Er spielt das Spiel nicht zum Ersten Mal! (Omg, he's not playing that game for the first time!)

Basti: Kevin, mit der Performance schaffen wir das heute first try, na? (Kevin, with that Performance we're gonna do this first try today)

Kevin: Guck dir das an! (Look at this!)

Basti: Du bist wach! (You're awake! -> 'you're paying attention')

wheeeee

Basti: *wheeze* Bro das hast du gerade nicht gemacht *laugh* Kevin (Bro, you did not just do that... Kevin)

Kevin: Bro, warum ist denn da ein Loch (Bro, why is there a hole?)

Basti: Ja weil wir im Nether sind. Hier sind überall Löcher! ('Cause we're in the Nether. There are holes everywhere!)

Kevin: Bruder, ich mach das aller erste mal ein bisschen Scheiße und es passiert das? Ich war so konzentriert die ganze Zeit, ich wollte einmal kurz ein bisschen Scheiße bauen. (Brother, I'm fooling around one time and that happens? I was so concentrated for the entire time, I just wanted to fuck around a bit.)

Basti: Normalerweise ist ausloggen auch nicht so erlaubt in meinen Challenges also eigentlich ist Tod ist Tod! (normally logging out isn't that allowed in my challenges so death is death!)

Kevin: Bro es ging mir gerade nicht darum was erlaubt ist oder was nicht!! (Bro, at that point I didn't care about what was allowed and what wasn't!!)

Basti: also ich hab hier bestimmt gleich ein paar böse Kommentare unter meinem Video wenn du jetzt nicht stirbst also- (I'll definitely have some mean comments under my video if you don't die now, so-)

Kevin: *sigh* es tut mir leid, es ist meine Schuld, es war einfach aus Reflex okay? *music* Okay, ich versuch’s mal, ich versuch's mal. Ich geh mal rein, ne? (*sigh* Im sorry, it's my fault, it was just a reflex, okay? *music* Okay, I'm just gonna try, just gonna try. I'm logging in...)

*joins game* *plop and fall sound effect*

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happy birthday, technoblade!

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Echo: Why exactly are you up at 3 AM, wasting time sharpening your knives?

Hunter: *dead serious* Sharpening one's knife is never a waste of time.

Echo: Uh, okay... Why are you still staring at me like that?

Crosshair: You've offended him, di'kut.

Wrecker: And his knife.

Echo: His knife?

Tech: That one is named Wrath or something. I've gotten them mixed up.

Echo:

Echo: Why are we all up at 3 AM?

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i think about ahsoka's "she was my friend" line too many times a day

(commission info // tip jar!)

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Saw this ridiculous villager kid once

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Omg I need a fic about this ASAP!

lowk the bad batch would get along with the guardians of the galaxy send tweet

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For a second, I thought this was a new tardis design lol

MU-TH-UR 6000 computer / A L I E N 1979 

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I fully believe that hunter is one of those “everyone sit down we’re doing family game night” parents. he 100% drags everyone from their room by any means necessary so they can try out a new board game.

they would all complain (except for omega ofc) but they would quickly get a little too involved in the games. wrecker has broken 50 tables. crosshair has stabbed wrecker with his toothpick countless times. the one time tech lost he stared at the board for 20 minutes. omega keeps cheating off echo. echo beat wrecker with the rule book once because he cheated. hunter accidentally set the popcorn on fire.

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I love this picture so much like… that’s mom and dad (platonic)

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I love them but why was it so tragic

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I like how the five adult batchers have such different up-close fighting styles. Because you’ve got:

1. Hunter, who flips around like a gymnast and is very much a fast, technical, close-quarters fighter. He’s not a brawler—there’s a finesse to the way he moves.

2. Wrecker, who’s incredibly strong but also faster and more finessed than I think people give him credit for (see the moment in “Battle Scars” where he slaps the blaster out of Rex’s hand). He’s probably second in technical skill next to Hunter, though where Hunter is very good in a one-on-one, Wrecker is better at fighting a group—partly because he has a habit of grabbing one person in the group he’s fighting and using them as a weapon to take out the rest.

3. Tech, who can more than hold his own in a fight, if it’s a real fight he wants to win (see the slightly funny but ineffective running punch from the food fight in “Aftermath” where he probably didn’t actually want to hurt anyone vs the fight behind the tree in “Spoils of War,” which he wins with a broken leg and the other clone pinning him down), but doesn’t have nearly the same finesse or technical skill as either Hunter or Wrecker. He’s mostly just overwhelmingly strong and does a lot of kicking and fighting dirty until he manages to beat an opponent down.

4. Crosshair, who can win a fight if and only if he turns his thinking brain off, but needs there to be a child whose life is literally depending on him winning in order to do so. Otherwise he crumbles like a napkin. He was made to shoot things from far away. This man cannot throw a punch to save his life. Literally. We see him need to do so several times and he just dangles. (I still think about that fight at the end of “Return to Kamino,” where Hunter is very casually keeping Crosshair from killing him and also trying to keep Crosshair out of the line of fire while Crosshair looks like he’s fighting for his life. I know the idea that Crosshair protected Tech from bullies when they were kids is a common headcanon, but I honestly think it was the other way around. Crosshair would get targeted—or would run his mouth—and then Wrecker, Hunter, or Tech would protect him.)

5. Echo, who’s just Mission Impossibling his way through life because he’s an ARC. He’s incredibly creative in how he goes about things.

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BOOM!

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I really like Barriss Offee

She's one of the first Jedi who realizes their fall, and she does something completely insane in response

She's the first inquisitor to realize how insane they are, and becomes much better in response

She's flawed, she makes her mistakes in a horrible way, but she learns and becomes a true Jedi in the end, not the way they were, but they way they should be.

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He's come to repay the kindness tenfold :]