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a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.
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Transfems PLEASE we need to stop shitting on girls in their first year of transition. I don’t wanna make it a “Trans women” problem but I’ve seen sentiment criticizing early transitioning trans women from a few popular trans women online, and I’ve now seen it leak into a cis woman’s meme carousel too. You’re enabling oppressors to shame impressionable early trans women away from the choices they want to make.
“Don’t buy the Amazon basics skirt” No, BUY IT IF YOU WANT IT. It will make you feel so good. I have been transitioned for 5 years and I still use my Amazon skirt.
“Put down the eyeliner” NO? KEEP APPLYING IT. YOULL GET BETTER.
It makes me so sick to watch trans women who have knowledge and experience to help newly out trans women, and then using that to make shitty memes and jokes and demands for other trans girls first year of transition.
First Year Trans Girls. Do what makes you feel good. Get the eyeliner, get the thigh highs, get the skirt, spin the skirt. You have been denied of happiness your entire life and we should not be lending irony poisoned voices to try to influence your style and your lives.
You won’t improve your makeup skills if you don’t work on them. You won’t be comfortable conceding your transition to snarky IG accounts. You won’t be happy forgoing what *YOU* want at the behest of accounts so big they’ll never acknowledge your existence.
I love you first year trans girls. Your transition is YOURS.
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In New Horizons, the mannequins in the Able Sisters re-use the player model with a few facial features taken off, and being recolored to black. This was likely to make it easier for the developers to interchangeably place clothing on them.
Due to this, they are actually compatible with all of the game's player animations. They're just normally set to only do the mannequin-specific "animations", all of which are just a 1-frame pose. In this gif, I have swapped the poses for the Shrunk Funk Shuffle, demonstrating this quirk.
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"with this remake project, now your favourite game from 15 years ago with strong art direction and style can look like an unreal engine asset flip with ray traced lighting"
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Yall sleeping on this Sam L. Jackson interview about trump lmfao.

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Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”
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one time i hooked up with a guy and he ate my ass and jerked me off and then his boyfriend came home and was like kind of upset that he didn't get to have sex with me too. so i was like hey we can do sex that's fine by me. i can cum again. and so he's like ok lets take a shower together and ill jerk you off in the shower. and as hes jerking me off in the shower he asks if i use my phone while i shower. and i say no. and he says he always uses his phone in the shower. and sometimes he takes off the case and washes his phone with shampoo and water just for fun. and he's broken five phones this year from doing that but he's not going to stop because he just wants his phone to be clean and feel good. hes still jerking me off as he tells me about this. this is a real story you have to believe me
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Working at a sex shop has ruined me because I was checking out a booth at a public market selling bone-shaped collar tags that said shit like “I’m lost” and “pet me” and “spoiled” and it wasn’t until I saw “I pee when I’m excited” and thought damn okay kind of hardcore that it even occurred to me that they could be for like. ACTUAL dog collars 😭😭😭
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