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speedrunning getting fired by sending this to my boss over slack
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I'm on a children's theater interactive experience and we have an otter who loses his special rock he likes to fidget with and all the kids are devastated by this so every weekend I get to see this happen essentially
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This is the most real MTG post of all time cause I'll give you one guess which of these two cards was an absolute menace in standard and had to be banned and which one hasn't seen any play since getting reprinted


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be a good little baseball fan for mommy. go buy some peanuts and cracker jack. go on, root root root for the home team. you really dont care if you never come back, do you?~~~
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i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,
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for a short period of time my daughter hated jerma and would complain whenever she walked into the room to find him on the tv, but now she is five and a half years old and she loves him, "because he says 'what the fuck'".
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i think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby. reblog if you also think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby

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Baldurs gate not having a ballroom scene where we get to see Wyll in his element was such a mistake. It wouldve been cool maybe if instead that was tied in with finding his father and maybe there was clues or investigations to make with npcs to finding the iron throne
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