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Are you being fucking real with me right now? Are you pulling on my fucking dick? Are you seriously yanking it? Are you jorking it in the stripped club? My fucking peanits?
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my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me
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One persons body horror is another persons body horny.
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The real reason magnets do that is because they are perverse sexual beasts
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me writing the worst paragraph of my life knowing that a sexier, more hydrated version of me will fix it later
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Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.
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New Vegas girlies how are we doing?
#fallout new vegas#bethesda#fallout#fallout show#new vegas is the chemicals in the water that made me gay
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jesus would have sided with Yes Man too btw
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Todd Howard is the perfect example of how capitalism breeds innovation because no matter what he will port Skyrim on to your console
#skyrim#todd howard#bethesda#skyrim on the switch is proof that its all worth it#i can play it anywhere
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*to obvious straight couple* so who’s the boy and who’s the heron?
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I'm the most fuckable person in this manic spiral rn fr
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*white-knuckle gripping the sink while not breaking eye contact with myself in the mirror just trying to find a way to Contain Emotion* I was never book smart I'm money smart‼️makes me more intelligent ‼️call me Mr rock festival I got hella bands ‼️shorty cute and her circle too ‼️ told her get a friend ‼️she gonna make me slide with my dawg like I'm MegaMan ‼️
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