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nothing annoys me more than when i try to switch tabs and i accidentally drag that tab to make a new window
like why you gotta be like that man
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*wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night
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yall ever have to google a question so dumb that u gotta go into incognito mode
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I think we all just need to find someone who doesn’t think our nose is ugly
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me protecting my friends when I see ugly guys looking at them

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person: i care about u me: ok then why am i not ur entire life??? smh fake
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you deserve to never have to guess how much you mean to somebody.
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I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation
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sorry i was late i can’t conceptualize time
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when someone is asking you a question but your adhd ass spaced out again
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brain: u gotta be… The Best™
me: ok so we’ll work hard then?
brain: no work… only Best.
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