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(trying to find a new way to get mad about sabrina carpenter) that's not even how you walk a dog. you hold their leash. not a big handful of their fur
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the state of the job search these days is something fucking else man
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your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person
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In what world would this be anything other than impressive
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getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe
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we need to put on the best talent show the vatican has ever seen
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why don鈥檛 they make a baby pope.
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