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woodencuffs · 3 days
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woodencuffs · 13 days
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I think simp culture has ruined some women’s expectation of what men want “bark for me” “who’s mommy’s good boy” like sure some of them are legitimately into that but I’ve noticed a spike in it and it’s like gurl stfu before I show you why your friends call me daddy/papa bear 🥴
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woodencuffs · 13 days
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woodencuffs · 24 days
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woodencuffs · 25 days
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Calling my male friends kitten and watching them squirm and get flustered has got to be one of the funniest things ever
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woodencuffs · 26 days
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Do i actually want to kms or am I just hungry from not eating in 30hrs
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woodencuffs · 27 days
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Not drinking
Pros: live longer, lose weight, don’t text a bunch of stupid shit while shit faced
Cons: sober existence
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woodencuffs · 28 days
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woodencuffs · 1 month
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woodencuffs · 1 month
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Those new McDonald’s Sanrioxyugi things have me contemplating taking a relative there to order 20 kids meals and pretend they’re not for me
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woodencuffs · 1 month
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You can usually tell what kind of punk a person is by their opinion on GG and the stronger that opinion the more likely they’re insufferable
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Give me the pain killer
I’m very silly at times
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woodencuffs · 1 month
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woodencuffs · 2 months
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woodencuffs · 2 months
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My favorite band is going to be in town soon but my biggest opp is also gonna be at the show surely he won’t get drunk and get in my face resulting in me busting him in the mouth resulting in us both getting kicked out and me getting banned from the bar (again lmao) literally last three times he’s gotten drunk around me has resulted in him getting hurt by me but he doesn’t learn and still drinks and comes at me
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