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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section

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house MD exists in a world where no matter what illness you have you WILL have seizures about it

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i love taking bad photos of my cat (ft an actually cute one to redeem her)

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did you guys know about this oc stuff. you can just make a guy. big if true

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is it even ethical to flavor blast a goldfish

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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

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we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it

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rewatching house and man this show made queerbaiting more gay than being gay somehow

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me looking at any alphonse mucha painting: this is really cool but what if she was a dyke with tattoos

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the cashier at barnes & noble just gave me this duck at checkout and they said “i give these to children and people with a certain vibe.”

floored to know something about me aligns with this duck

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i work in ~the corporate world~ and sometimes it comes out that im an artist and the "what kind of art do you make" question is so harrowing. how am i supposed to answer that. like. um. self indulgent illustrations of historical dykes, primarily,

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Pros of being an artist: you can make your favorite characters kiss!!! Yippee!!!!

Cons of being an artist:

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As a lesbian, I find it difficult to understand attraction to men. That being said, when I see some bara-style dilfs with big soft bellies, I can't help but feel like a warrior watching a display of martial skill from a respectable rival school. I lock eyes with the master leading his students in their daily drills and give him a single nod of undying respect, and he returns the gesture. We both understand that the difference between Dilf and Milf is a single letter.

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being a huge dyke is soooo fun. have you tried it? you should try it

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I'm curious. what job would you do if money was no object (you just automatically had an income you could live comfortably on)? including work like volunteering, studying etc. please share in the tags :)