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what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

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you want to come over to my two bedroom apartment and spend the night sooo bad *hypnotic spiral* you want to have a gay little sleepover with me and my wife where we all fall in love and kiss a lot ooooooh

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transfem puppygirl who spends an almost concerning amount of time every day attempting to sniff her girlfriend’s armpits.

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girl who just arrived to the transbian sleepover with a nightgown on and her comfiest slippers who seems to have misunderstood the label “pillow princess.”

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YES

CORRECT

WAHOO

girl tummy...girl boobs...

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“Much more efficient than dragging my eyes down there” — Senna

Also, Happy New Year y’all :D

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"just please try your best not to get pinched"

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Routine maintenance can be pretty, self indulgent sometimes

This took so long and has no shading but I didn't wanna hold myself hostage to perfection. Hope y'all like it since y'all liked my previous horny robot art so much!!

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take them off the list now they can't stand me

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I've never been any good with machines, never had a reason to learn.

Now learning how to take care of someone, I can think of no better reason to become a mechanic

imagine how good it would feel at the end of a long day to be able to stretch out on a table and have someone gently unscrew your panels, clean out the gunk from day to day work

all the while they talk to you in a smooth voice telling you about their day, how nice you look, and maybe slipping in something about pretty you are in sleep mode

and after you are all clean and dissembled your dear mechanic reaches even deeper, fingers ghosting over your sensitive wires. you’re still in sleep mode and can barely react as the pleasure builds inside you, as the mechanic begins tugging and angling them just so and you want to react, tell them how good it feels but you just quietly bluescreen as the waves of pleasure wash over you

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analyze a robot girlfriend’s code to find all the calls to her arousal functions, call that her kink list

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*usb insert sound* *usb remove sound* *usb insert sound* *usb remove sound* *usb insert sound* *usb remove sound* *usb insert sound* *usb remove sound* *usb insert sound* *usb remove sound* *usb insert sound* *usb remove sound* *usb insert sound* *usb remove sou

>Uhn~!! Mnfgh~!! Hnggh~!! Mnfgh~!! Mnfhhh~!! F,FUCK~!! Hngyhh~!! G-Gah~!! MNFGHH- [ღ/////ღ]

>...

>Oh! There we go, [CONNECTION SECURED].

>Hmm?? I was making [SOUNDS]??

>I don't know what you're [TALKING] about, User! [^_^]

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building robots fat on purpose for pervert reasons

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we should draw bridget guilty gear with a chubby and cute tummy and also doing bounty hunter tasks like killing people. with her gay ass yoyo

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Prettyyyyy

hi here's some vampire yuri

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my neck is severely lacking in bite marks and bruises rn 🙄