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A cartoon where Elmer Fudd gets married and gives up hunting Bugs Bunny to live happily with his wife only to discover 30 years into a blissful relationship that his wife was actually Bugs the entire time and also their three wonderful children were also Bugs

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the wife of this boddhisattva keeps cheating on him with me and it sucks every time he catches us fucking on his bed he just smiles and nods with boundless compassion and understanding i think she's actually getting off on how guilty it makes me feel

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when ur talking to a new online friend and they say "bloody" for the first time

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The spouse is getting curious about tumblr

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もふもふパラダイス on X: “唐揚げの日はおねだりの本気度が違う気がする https://t.co/iGahm8fsNG” / X

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how common is it for people to have crushes on their teachers (% estimate?)

sorry are you under the impression there are hard numbers on this

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(via 豆柴ごま娘 on X: “旅行準備万端な柴犬 https://t.co/ChsiepehXE” / X)

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this is funny as fucking hell actually

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my mum has severe knee problems and needs a replacement. Today she was told she's too fat to be operated on and the knee specialist suggested she gets a gastric band - which also involves surgery. So my mum was like first of all you didn't read my file because it explains that I'm not fat because I eat too much second of all you said it's impossible for me to get surgery and then suggested I get a surgery about it? He then asked her her weight and height, didn't believe her answer, and made her prove it to him because she "looks fatter than that". So she was like so you also just entirely based this on looks instead of actual numbers?

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