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living in "progressive" areas is always so funny, pastors will slide up to your clockable ass in public and be like "man isnt it fucked up how evil most christians are to you? im not im good. we're trustworthy. we've got a church nearby you can go to" and all the churches got lgbt flags flying outside and shit. who are u fooling bro? \*looks at all the lgbt christians ive seen and met* oh. oh you're fooling a lot of people.

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shut up and look at this photo of Marsha P. Johnson smiling and holding a Snoopy plush.

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i think that the "i do not control the ____" memes are generally tame and do not lend enough credence to the genuine absurdity of the original line that is

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Chapter 7 prediction

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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

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have you or a loved one been diagnosed with asshole? you may be entitled

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lowkey youve been acting like a good boy lately bro

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99% of agnostics are only agnostics because everyone gets really mad at you if you declare you believe god doesnt exist

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how i look knowing nothing at all. i am not very smart

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shhhh... shhhhhhhhhh..... too loud ...... shhhhhg.....

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went to my best friend’s house last night and saw a little plushie dog and plushie cat that had been sewn together down the middle into a two-headed chimera. I said, “did you do that?” she said, “yes, I saved them.”

turns out at her old job when the last two plushies hadn’t sold and became deadstock, her boss told her to cut them up and throw them out. so she cut them each in half, preserved their heads, and then rebuilt them together.

cannot stop thinking about the way these little plushies were approached with the instinct of a Vampire or some sort of ancient god. “Let me save you [turn you into a monster].”

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my mutuals can use me as a reference on their resumes at this point I don’t even care

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my mutuals can use me as a reference on their resumes at this point I don’t even care

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Well to be fair lookin at the timelines it was that or gamergate im sure if we remove the latter from the equation there's gonna be options

raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy

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There's nothing wrong with being a sex worker, or with enjoying sex work