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Can we get some love for random crocodyliformes?

I mean, dinosaurs are cool and all, but Araripesuchus is where it’s at.

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The beauty of multi universal roleplay is being able to see Godzilla killing a monster hunter beast and then turning around only to see Twilight talking about how the invasion of the united states is destroying the equestrian kingdom and their being forced to give money so they can survive directly to Steven universe's face

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WEREWOLVES!

In ffera, werewolves are one and the same as kelpies. They don’t actually become wolf-like, but a parasitic virus that infects the host in a way that i won’t ramble about right now, causes the host’s body to mutate when threatened, or once roughly monthly to discharge magic buildup.

The idea that they are wolves is down to the fferans who witness them, hence why many also conclude that they become horses, and some also conclude that they are rat-people. Hair is maintained upon turning, and although a light furry peach-fuzz is developed when the individual turns, no actual substantial hair or fur is grown. This means that werewolves are relatively easy to identify should you be able to recognize the individual. Hair style and quality, scars, body injuries and tattoos are all carried over into their mutated form.

Their disposition when mutated is aggressive, possessive of loved ones, and constantly destructive, much like bored dogs. Werewolfism starts in infants, appearing at the age of one or two, and while a tiny terror chewing at your hands (it cannot be passed by bites, only through reproduction) might be adorable if not unsettling, tantrums need to be controlled at an early age. While their dispositions when young is more playful, much like the boisterousness of young primates, it can become overwhelming, and will eventually become aggressive into the teenage years.

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doodles from yesterday

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Some rushed illustrations for a contest entry on the Specultive Evolution forum. 

The world these things come from experienced the end-Triassic extinction roughly at the end of the Ladinian. This wiped out the dominating pseudosuchians, but also the early ornithodirans before they really got a footing, leaving two other groups of reptile around in the Middle Triassic, allokotosaurs and aphanosaurs, to take over. Most of these are allokotosaurs, but the semi-aquatic chap on the bottom is an aphanosaur.

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By: Crabdominalpain

By: Tyrantisterror

APESAURUS/TYRANTICORE MASTERPOST / Part 1

(Please reblog with Part 2 added on)

Thanks to all these folk for their amazing monstrosities:

@dimetrodone , Joschua Knuppe, @nicer-nowhere, @snakegay , @despazito, @spaghettibastard, @crabdominalpain, @ksamtac , @tyrantisterror , @galgoa ,@bugcthulhu , @an-evolved-dinosaur , @the-blonde-goblin , and @pickle-kun

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How does this describe my exact feelings when I first encountered speculative evolution

What is your opinion on speculative evolution?

I... did not know this genre existed and.... this is the first time I’ve found something that catered to my tastes so hard and it’s--

I LOVE IT???? IT’S EVERYTHING I NEEDED, WHY DID I NOT KNOW THAT THERE WAS A NAME FOR THE EXACT THING I LOVE TO THEORIZE ABOUT???????

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Reblog please

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Ornimorph life cycle.

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A few reconstructions I made of Lycaenops ornatus, everyone’s favorite lil’ protomammal. 

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when he’s in the mood …

someone please take away my tablet.

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Au where Steven just straight up ignores that he’s corrupting

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I urge you to consider: Connie carrying Steeb around like a sack of potatoes. It wouldn't even be hard, considering Steven gets lighter when he's happy :> also, Connie is very stronk and I want to see that be utilized more

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Quick sketch of a tired post-apocalyptic mom.

Eva will murder anyone and everyone for Shaun.

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Just thought I’d put this out there :v

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Wer wr u whn shrk kil, I ws hom eatin chip, whn fon ring, "ys" "shrk is kil" "no...."

Today is the only day you can reblog this 😔😔😔

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