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What is your Hogwarts house?

Actually I've already processed all five stages of grief in regards to a beloved author from my childhood very publicly making the jump from "milquetoast liberal with unexamined biases" to "actively dangerous bigot who will double down into perpetuity" and will no longer be basing any part of my identity on her intellectual property! Thanks for asking!

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i love the -with mama trend but sometimes i get sad because that is clearly papa and he aint getting any credit raising those darn kids...

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kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

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BJ has a very clear understanding of Objectives unfortunately he lacks that level of comprehension when it comes to tactics methods procedures etc. Thus: his Behaviors.

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new place i currently live at is a bit far from stores and services but on the other hand i get to walk out and look at a frog anytime i want

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I laughed so fucking hard at this

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From a state hearing in Texas

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Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

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I'm sorry what?! Why did I not know about this sooner??

One of my friends was selling his gameboy controlled sewing machine so of COURSE I had to buy it

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*chasing a rabbit around the backyard in circles* NOT NOW, PLOT BUNNY!!!!

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Leave the planet more or less as we found it.

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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We're in a very interesting period of time where I can go online and get really valuable and insightful political commentary from former Department of Labor secretary Robert Reich, and then I can go to another window and distract myself by watching his son Sam Reich host/torture a bunch of improv comedians in a variety of creative ways.

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Knitting is great it's just a fidget toy and periodically you get a scarf or some shit