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My Grandma is the Fifth Beatle

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in my head i used to ask for the clouds to go away cause it's a nice day or for the wind to blow by and so far that's the closest ive come to to talking to god

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a lot of chut thai look like a sari

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"we're just talking!!" talk about breaking up 🥀

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tonyonmen square

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Darkness... Imprisoning Me...

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ok we got the sunscreen argument resolved. too mucch sun? bad. too little sun? bad. sunscreen? good. sunscreen with unhealthy ingredients? bad.

idk why he acted like i was all for aluminum in it

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im willing to defend anything if theres annoying little shits against it

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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby

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why is it raining only as soon as it's hot for you @luka

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kaboom

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What if instead of starting WIII, world leaders just started a COD lobby and screamed slurs at each other? I think it'd be far more productive.

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more like four months but y'know, still predicted it

'adoption' and 'marriage' but they'll end up broken up in two years or something

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i should be reading more fics

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i miss you daddy... it's been three years since you last updated...