❝ Lie down and look up at the ceiling and breathe with those curiously fragile lungs of yours and remind yourself: Don't worry. Don't worry. All is as it was meant to be. It was meant to be lonely and terrifying and unfair and heaving. Don't worry. ❜❜ - Night Vale
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so when Spider-man crawls up and down walls like a bug people praise him and call him a superhero, but when I, Count Dracula,
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I wanted to look up what kind of dogs the vikings had in order to make a historically accurate shitpost meme, but while googling "viking dog", figuring I'd find pictures of some kind of big cool war dogs or dogs used for hunting moose and bear, but instead I found this

the noble vallhund

herder of cows and biter of ankles

This is literally a viking corgi.
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rereading my own writing is just a constant fluctuation between "damn, girl, you wrote this? (affectionate)" and "damn, girl, you wrote this? (derogatory)"
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you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up
You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
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just so u know everything in the entire universe is always about love and when it isn't about love it is abt the absence of love. hope this makes sense
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So how long have I loved you for? Womb to tomb, sweetheart. Since before I was even here at all. I get it now, you understand. Your ma was right. It really is a stupid question.
“The Thirteen Letters,” part of the Not Easily Conquered series (via buddypalbucky)
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yall dont want real weird girls u want normal girls with like dyed hair
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WHERE is that poem about that person learning all about their partners hyperfixation before getting dumped the last line is like "love is a stack of books on my nightstand with a bookmark near the end" I need it to feel whole help me please
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most damaging idea of the 21st century: the conviction of vast numbers of people that human history will end within our lifetimes
climate change represents world-altering tragedy if unchecked, but not even in the worst-case scenario does it mean “literally everyone dies”
yet so many people have jumped already to “it’s over, the world is going to end, we can do nothing about it” and are just paralyzingly cynical. How do I explain that the power to imagine a future is essential for creating it
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I love how everyone agrees that 2016, specifically, was when the world jumped the shark, and while we all acknowledge that things have gotten worse and worse every year to the point where 2016 seems tame, THAT was the tipping point. When 2016 was happening we all knew that we were watching the world become silly, and none of us really knew *how* we knew that, but we did. Stuff happened and we just knew that things would be silly from that point on and we were absolutely right.
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