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Nishiki my son

“Tastes like horseshit right?”

“Yo.”

“Don’t drop her.”

I fucking can’t.

😭😭😭

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“You’re too old for that.”

Is really a shitty concept. You’re too old for everything. Cartoons, sleepovers, candy, etc. Basically, you’re too old for fun. You shouldn’t be too old for fun ever in your life. If you want to watch cartoons, do it! If you want to have sleepovers, do it! 

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HELLO SMALL COW

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avengers + Cards Against Humanity

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it took me years to realize the Incredibles family suit is combination of Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl suits

Mr.Incredible has a big i

Elastigirl has a her logo in a small circle

The Incredibles have an i in a small circle

which means Edna Mode thought about bullet proofing, fire proofing and also making the image of a family that has the legacy of both Elastigirl and Mr.Incredible meaning

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im 100% sure this move was created when their combined 4 braincells were fucking around

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Marvel Characters as Shit I’ve Said At School

Tony: I have anxiety and depression but no one fucking cares about that, they just want to talk about how fucking smart I am.

Steve: There are times I regret things. Like waking up.

Bucky: There are tears in my eyes but don’t think for a second that i have emotions.

Thor: I’m so happy until you get to all the reasons I’m not.

Clint: Two words: Mafia. Pigeons.

Natasha: [Completely serious] If I continue on the path I’m currently on, I’ll probably become an assassin.

Bruce: [Taking deep breaths] I’m fucking calm, I’m fucking calm, I’m fucking - [sCrEaMs in OuTrAgE]

Peter Parker: [window suddenly shuts without any breeze or outside force] the fucking ghosts are back.

Loki: To be honest, I should care, but then I remember… I couldn’t give a fuck about any of this.

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endless list of favourite scenes [5/∞]: #1 reason to punch Thanos

↳ t This is the Asgardian refugee vessel. We are under assault, I repeat, we are under assault - Engines are dead, life support failing. Requesting aid from any vessel within range… Our crew is made up of Asgardian families, we have very few soldiers here. This is not a war craft, I repeat, this is not a war craft.

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Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver except it’s playing from your neighbor’s radio that you can hear from your back porch, which you sit out on to relax in spite of the loud buzzing from the lightbulb and the hoards of moths that flock to it on summer evenings like this.

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anyway after thanos ruined everything the only way for tony and nebula to get off titan and to earth would be in quill’s ship so just the 2 of them in space sad as all fuck after watching their friends and loved ones be obliterated but they only have 70s/80s bops to listen to and they roll up to earth and rocket hears the tunes and thinks it’s the guardians but it’s just some rich asshole and gamora’s murder sister enjoying quill’s musical selections despite themselves like “waddup everyone is dead but this grief soundtrack is tight as shit”

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Sebastian has nothing to gain in the end except OC’s soul. He never had anything to lose in the first place since he has no emotional connection to anyone, and Agni, his only acknowledged friend is dead. Which is why it’d be so funny in the end if he died fighting the big bad TM.

He’s not UT, so it’s not like he’s doing this to save some humans he cares about. He’s not Lizzie, so he has nobody he’s in love with. He’s not a human, so nothing’s going to happen to him in death. He’s not a reaper, so there’s no redemption or an office funeral.

It’d be the equivalent of him throwing everything he has onto the table, in a totally selfish gamble, and losing so badly his retirement savings are converted into a charity. 

I can already see the epilogue-

Lizzie: “He sacrificed himself for all of us.” Sebastian’s ghost in the deepest layer of hell: “Are you high!? I don’t even like any of you!!!!!”

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Uh hey quick question what the FUCK does that mean?

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nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool

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Somebody seems to have improved Thanos’s page of the Marvel Cinematic Universe Wiki.

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marvel said avengers 4 happens five years after infinity war. so how many gallons of whiskey do you think tony drinks before he’s able to bring peter back