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hi guys ^_^ this is so random. sorry for abandoning you all in your time of need, things got really crazy for me but i think i’ll be coming back to this account in the next few weeks to write again.

please be gentle and patient with me ^^; i’m going on a cruise but i’d like to write when i come back.

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i would like an origins post!! i think that would be neat

consider it done (might take a while bc im trying to go through other requests lol but it will be done!!)

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bottom canada nsfw hcs with male y/n please !!

☆ bottom canada nsfw headcanons!

starring. . . masculine reader and canada. warnings: general nsfw content.

author notes; shout out to this anon!! tbh this was actually lots of fun to write. thanks for requesting!

> matthew williams!

— he gives the sloppiest, most wet head ever. it’s messy, it’s noisy, and it’s so incredibly hot. watching his head bob up and down on your dick is entrancing. he’s extremely good at giving head, though he’ll claim to be subpar just to throw you off guard. it’s a little funny to him when you pull him off of you, quietly asking in between heavy breaths why he’s so good at this. he’ll give a sly shrug, replying with something along the lines of ‘you’re just easy to please’. 

— he’s willing to do just about anything you ask him to do. most of the time he’s pretty obedient too. his goal in sex is always to pleasure you to the best of his ability and it shows in the way he behaves. want him to suck your cock? his mouth is wide open, his eyes glancing up at you in an almost shy sort of anticipation. want him to eat you out? of course! matthew’s already grabbing at your ass, gently spreading your cheeks so he can go to work. want him to beg? he’s on his knees in front of you, looking up through thick lashes before pleading with you. “please fuck me,” he’ll whine. with enough pushing, he’ll describe in detail exactly what he wants from you, letting the most vulgar words spill from his pretty lips just because you asked. don’t want him to cum yet? he’ll happily go with your order, only asking that you don’t make him wait too long because you’re just so good, it’s hard not to cum.

— he loves it when you happen to bruise and mark up his skin. his body is like a personal canvas for you. bite him, slap him, pinch him— he wants all of it. he’ll moan your name as he rides you and you can’t help but grip his hips, digging your nails into his skin possessively. his hips will be a bright red for a while, maybe a bit sensitive, but he doesn’t mind that. not to mention when you grab or pinch his ass before slapping it, enjoying the sight of his butt recoiling. his beautiful, soft mounds soon turn red as you continue smacking. all the while you’re soaking in the sound of him yelping, him whimpering, him moaning and pretending not to enjoy the fact that you’re ruining him.

— he’s not a naturally ‘elegant’ bottom so don’t expect him to wear lingerie unless you go out of your way to mention it or buy him some. he looks so cute though when he’s all laced up, his barely concealed cock throbbing as he tries to get your attention. once he’s dressed up, he’s a total temptress. he’ll coo and lean onto you, kissing any exposed skin that he happens to notice. he’s a little shy at first but since he’s here.. and he’s dressed for you.. well, something ought to happen, right? he’ll keep pressing until you give into your urges, slipping or ripping his lingerie off before having your way with him.

— fuck him until he’s panting, fuck him until he’s screaming out of pleasure, fuck him long and hard and don’t ever stop. his cock will eventually twitch out of desperation for any sort of touch but he’s still ever so obedient for you, keeping his hands away from his violent erection until you give him permission. the real kicker is when his glasses fall off his face after a particularly rough thrust from behind. they plop down gently onto the sheets of your bed, unbroken. it’s a little funny and it’s something he’ll complain about a while afterwards when he’s feeling less sore.

— matthew is such a pretty crier. unlike his brother, when he cries he looks almost angelic. his lashes clump together so nicely and he sounds so cute when he begs. his words will jumble together as he continues babbling on and you can’t help but adore the way you can’t tell exactly what he’s saying. the only clear message is the fact that he’s desperate for something. desperate for you to keep fucking him or, more likely, desperate to be able to cum.

— it takes a few fucks for him to get comfortable enough to ask but he’s definitely into roleplay and wouldn’t mind dressing up for your sexy roleplays once the two of you are close enough.

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I like your answer. Idk if arthur and y/n is coworker before. I think if y/n choose e and they already like him like you said before, so they will become a couple. But if y/n does not like him they will " oh it's you arthur" their disappointment voice catch arhur attention. "Why you sound so dissapoint my love?"

"i.. i am not dissapoint. I am just curious what kind of man you are, but i never though it will be you". Y/n though at least there will be a handsome man like in wattpad but not the old grumpy man with thickest eyebrows in the world

There it goes awkward moment

lmaoooo. that moment when.. when u think ur stalker is going to be some hot wattpad hunk but it’s just the grumpy old bastard that likes to bother you (makes small talk with you) at work..

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Do you have little backstory about the reason why the stalkers fall in love with y/n?

(can be any characters, just ask and not req)

nope, not at all! i could probably think of a few backstories but i dont know if an ‘origins’ post wld be wanted lol

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If Y/n really open that door for arthur, what is a good option to stop arthur?

A. Stab him with knife that y/n prepare in their back

B. Said that it is just a joke that they like arthur

C. Still pretend to like arthur

D. Call him a creep and start being karen

E. Others

I don’t think option a would be good because then he’d be bleeding on your porch! you’d have to call an ambulance for him (because neither of you know how to take care of a stab wound) and then explain that you stabbed him out of what you claim to be self defense (but honestly the police are skeptical of the both of you). in the end it would be a big hassle.

b isn’t a great option either because then he’d be very angry with you. then you’d have a very angry stalker at your back porch. who knows what he’ll do in the heat of the moment… i think d wld end up similarly but a little worse because he doesn’t like karens.. (despite having karen-esque traits himself when he’s behaving normally). so now he’s like ‘why did i ever like you’. whole new can of worms tbh.

c is reasonable but he’d deff ask to come inside your house.. and then you’d have to deal with him in your house.. and still pretend to like him. by far the best option though if you want things to work out smoothly. he’d probably leave at the end of the night because he doesn’t want to ‘push boundaries’.

hmm as for e.. like others.. in the hcs i did hint that his true unmasked voice is familiar and that’s bc he’s one of ur coworkers! I think one anon mentioned arthur being a work crush for y/n so i might go with y/n already liking him for a smooth transition. I kind of like c still though bc it’s so dramatic and tense, you sort of have to be on egg shells.

srry I pretty much rambled and did not answer the original question, I think the best options wld be c or e.

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Since you have a stalker au, does this mean you also write non-violent yandere stuff?

yea :) !

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☆ stalker au: you flirting back!

starring. . . gender neutral reader and america + england. warning: some nsfw towards the end of alfred’s part. general stalker stuff.

author notes; something self indulgent fr

> alfred f. jones!

— he called you up, thinking it’d be a normal phone call just like any other. he’d tease you before scaring you a bit. then jones would hang up just as you were getting ready to chastise him. he likes to keep you on your toes at all times. today was different, however.. today it was you keeping him on his toes. you had been thinking about his calls for a while, wondering how to deal with them. after a while, you came to a conclusion— it was so simple, so obvious that you were amazed that you hadn’t figured it out sooner! it was all a prank. probably for television or something. this guy wasn’t really a stalker.. he was just pretending to be one. it was the only clear answer. it was the only answer that you were comfortable with accepting. with that in mind… you decided to give his prank show a little bit of new content. something.. exciting. 

— “hey gorgeous,” alfred said, hiding by one of the bushes in your backyard. it’s a little cramped but he had made a little nook out of the small space between your bushes. it was his home away from home. “how was your day today?”

— you responded normally, deciding to keep things tame for now. conversation was pretty smooth until he suddenly chose to switch things up. he just loved to creep you out for shits and giggles. “i can see you in your bedroom through your upstairs window,” jones said casually, idly messing with a piece of his hair as he spoke, “you look nice today, by the way.”

— this was the moment you were waiting for. he wanted prank content? fine! here it was. you paused for a second before replying, “thank you.. you know.. if you’re nice, maybe i’ll give you something better to look at.. something more.. interesting.” you spoke into the phone softly, your voice low and somewhat seductive in nature. the tone of your voice alone was enough to make alfred’s eyes widen and his face flush red. he snapped his head to look at your window, intently watching as you laid yourself on your bed. regardless of whether or not it was supposed to be a sexy sort of movement, he found it wildly attractive. and just like that, he was horny…

— there was nothing but silence as he tried to get himself together. of course, you didn’t know about his.. situation. you started to feel a little guilty. what if it wasn’t a prank show but.. a pranking youtube channel? like.. the kind for kids? oh, god.. here you were, trying to be flirty on a video for a kids channel. “sorry, was that bad for the video? i assumed this was an adult prank show.. you can just cut it, i’ll keep things PG from now on, i promise.” you apologized into the phone, frowning to yourself.

— after a few moments more of silence from the other side of the phone, jones finally spoke up again. “no, no.. no, it’s perfect,” he mumbled after a bit, running a hand through his hair as he tried to force himself into calming down. “don’t apologize. the uh.. prank show channel? we can use this, don’t worry. hey, i’ve gotta end the call now. edit the footage and whatnot. i’ll call you later to hash out details, ‘kay?”

— alfred hung up shortly afterwards. you were satisfied with how things turned out, figuring that the problem had been solved. unfortunately for you, the problem had only worsened.. after your little show today, he was more desperate than ever to have you. somehow, someway.. someday.. you’d be his and he’d be yours. but enough of that, right now he had to hurry and get home. he didn’t really feel like jerking off in your bushes. 

> arthur kirkland!

 — you frowned as your phone rang. there was no doubt in your mind that it was your little admirer who was calling. he’d spoken with you several times over the phone, always kind and polite, but he made no effort to actually get with you. after a while it started to feel like a very long winded prank.. the kind that started in middle school and seemed to get worse in highschool. the kind of prank you hated most. the emotional ones. you hated to admit it but you had sort of fell for the man through the phone. he genuinely seemed to care about you.. or at least, he acted like he cared about you. your mind seemed to wander towards the worst possible situations. the thought of having a real stalker never crossed your mind however the thought of a highschool bully or maybe a workplace enemy prank calling you, that crossed your mind numerous times. 

— you were usually so rational but the thought of someone trying to pull a prank and tug at your emotions.. it pissed you off, to be frank. so when you answered the phone, you decided to give this prank caller a show. you would flirt back. they’d be so freaked out that they’d either confess or immediately hang up and never call again. that’s how it usually went with ‘jokes’ like this. once you show any sort of interest back, they drop you just to shatter your heart. well this time you were ready. this time you were in control.

— conversation started off like it always did with talking about your day and how you’ve been. you weren’t one to flirt out of nowhere, so you let the mood build itself up. fortunately for you, there was a moment of banter that was the perfect opportunity. you could hear him chuckle over the phone, probably about something teasing you had said. you took the chance without hesitation, holding the phone close to your mouth so every word would be heard perfectly. “oh secret admirer,” you cooed, “i feel like we’ve really gotten close.. i’m dying to know who you are. i really want to meet you.”

— you were flirty but not seductive, as anything that even remotely hinted towards sex could be used as blackmail against you. you were a master at this game. there was silence for a long while, interrupted only by the sound of you shifting your phone from your hand and laying it on your kitchen counter so you could cook for yourself and talk at the same time. you assumed that the silence was a good thing, that maybe your pranker was rethinking their thoughts and regretting your actions. you had no clue that arthur was on the other end of the phone completely awestruck.

— oh how he’s dreamed of this moment! really, it’s like everything he’s dreamed of and more! you loved him, you really loved him, and here you were, setting yourself up on a silver platter for him! he was immediately nervous as he’d always imagined you confessing but he never thought of what would come after that. the silence was just him thinking. thinking about whether or not this was a trap.. thinking about how to reply to you.. thinking so hard about the opportunity laid out in front of him. kirkland responded after a bit longer. “sorry for the silence, love.. i feel the same way, i really do.. i want to be with you.. i want to be with you all the time,” he began. 

— you froze like a deer in the headlights as he started to speak. he didn’t notice your lack of a response though, continuing to proclaim his love. “i spend all day and night thinking of you.. every dollar i make is for you, every.. every single moment i’m not with you it’s like torture for me. i’m not happy when i’m not watching you or thinking of you.” as arthur rambled on and on, he stopped controlling his voice. his accent slipped through and it sounded vaguely familiar.. but you didn’t have any time to pick apart his voice. you were more focused on his words, his admission to.. to stalking you. to being a stalker.

— admittedly.. you had known in the back of your mind from the beginning it really wasn’t a prank. you weren’t stupid.. but you had gotten swept away in your emotions regardless.. and now look at you. your stalker thinks you love him back. 

— “i’m.. willing to show my face.. if you’re willing to unlock the back door. i promise i won’t try anything. i’m already outside.. do hurry though.. i feel a bit odd about just standing here, haha..”

— not only that.. but he’s apparently standing by your back door waiting for you to open it. lucky you.

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wake up babe new stalker!hetalia meme just dropped

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Who is your top 3 fav character from stalker au and why ?

umm out of the ones i’ve written probably ivan (hot), matthew (silly), and arthur (absolutely fucking pathetic). matthew I just think is sooo attractive when he’s crazy like this. ivan is always hot. arthur is.. literally just like a wet cat and I think it’s FUNNY because he’s so incompetent in my eyes I think he wasn’t built to love someone as much as he loves reader so it’s just a complete melt down

out of characters that i plan to write in the future FELICIANO because he will always be my favorite umm all the time. and spain because well.. he has an ass that’s so fat and a mind that’s so clever and sinister I think he cld get away with murder.

I actually have no clue outside of the italy bros n spain who I will write into this au in the future! in the end it depends on anon ideas + demands, other characters like japan or germany like potentially interest me but I have no ideas with them personally

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Could you do yandere russia and canada with tsundere s/o?

☆ stalker russia with a tsundere victim headcanons!

starring. . . gender neutral reader and russia. warning for depictions general stalker behaviors and brief forced feminization (ivan sees you as a wife regardless of gender, NOT because you’re feminine but because he’s odd)

author notes; sorry anon i could not bear to write more canada but i hope u enjoy russia still. for me stalker au = yandere.. he’s one of my favs but i never feel like i write him well.. fortunately for me stalker au characters get to be ooc for my own personal gain. there’s not many mentions of the reader RLLY being a tsundere so i can write a part two if u like.. bc i rlly do like the idea of reader being stubborn and annoying and ivan wanting reader all the same smh..

> ivan braginsky!

— he’s an extremely clingy stalker, almost always wanting to be near you in some way. if it’s not literal, such as befriending you in the workplace and making sure you work together frequently, then it’s metaphorical, like when he leaves his smell on your pillow so you think of him before sleeping. if you asked braginsky why he was so obsessed with you, he wouldn’t have a clear answer. you were a bit irritating at times, very stubborn and prone to scoffing or rolling your eyes at him. even so.. despite it all.. he craved you. you were perfectly imperfect… and you weren’t scared of him, unlike many others. maybe it was the fact that you were willing to show that you had the balls to face him. 

— it’s hard to believe the two of you consider each other friends sometimes. other times, it’s extremely easy to believe. ivan will get annoyed with you, mirroring your agitating behaviors and crossing his arms before happily feeding you your lunch and walking you home all in the same day. the two of you were even worse than francis and arthur, though neither of you were aware that others viewed you that way. you’d argue and then be seen holding hands together and then you’d be back to throwing insults. it wasn’t a normal friendship by any means but both of you are content with what you have. or at least, that’s what you think.

— braginsky wants so badly to be your husband. the thought of another man having you is.. simply out of the question. when alfred mentions in passing that you’re a ‘total babe’ he can feel himself tense and seethe with anger. try as he might to not make it visible, occasionally someone will notice his change in expression and the mood will become thick and heavy. fortunately for him, you were usually clueless to changes in atmosphere. on the rare occasion that you did pick up on it, he just mumbles out some sort of excuse. in ivan’s eyes, you were going to be a perfect wife, regardless of your gender. you were feisty, yes, but what wife isn’t a little testy at times? that’s just how wives are. 

— ah, you’d look so cute with his children. adopted children, kidnapped children— a kid’s a kid. braginsky doesn’t care much about how you two get the child or children (he likes the idea of having two or three). he can imagine it now.. coming home to the sight of his kids.. he hangs up his coat and goes into the kitchen… of course you’re there cooking dinner.. he hugs you by the hips, kissing your cheek and then your neck.. you blush, you laugh and tell him ‘not in front of the kids’.. it’s perfect. absolutely perfect.. it only exists in his daydreams for now but soon, soon, you will be his.. 

— he’s been in your house plenty of times, sometimes through the front door and sometimes through an unlocked window upstairs. ivan figures that it’ll be his house too soon, so it’s only fair he acquaints himself with the general layout. he’s surprisingly quiet for such a large guy, sneaking in and walking around your home without a single care in the world. it’s as if he believes that he can’t be caught.. that you’d never call the police… that this isn’t illegal at all. it’s usually late into the night by the time he comes inside your house. he likes this time the most because he adores the way you look when you’re sleeping. occasionally he even kisses you in your sleep— but that’s rare for him. he feels like if he keeps kissing you in your sleep.. braginsky might not hold himself back from doing more in the future.. 

— this is off the cuff but from time to time he steals underwear and sweaty tops from your laundry. it’s.. gross… and he’s embarrassed, really, he is… but he can’t help the boner that comes just from holding your stuff. he’ll jerk himself off and then feel bad about it, because isn’t ivan just disgusting for feeling so horny over used underwear? he’s filthy, he’s a freak, and he’s absolutely all yours.

— he doesn’t actually ever call your phone, but he does text you from an anonymous number. it’s all the usual stalker things— how wonderful you are, how much he wants you to be his, how he’ll have you no matter what. braginsky tries not to be particularly creepy about his musings, wanting to romance you more than freak you out. when you finally bring up the texts to him at the office or during lunch, asking him for advice, he just pretends to be surprised. he’ll show sympathy before asking how you feel.. what do you think of those long winded, emotional texts? those texts full of want and need? do you.. find them charming in any way? ivan will gauge your reaction to his questions and adjust his anonymous texts accordingly.

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let feli kill people 2023

LITERALLY not much is established in the stalkerverse but i want to say this right now. alfred, matthew, arthur, and francis have NOT killed anyone. they’ve probably made threats to scare reader but they have NOT bloodied their hands.

well matthew maybe in the future will kill bc I think of him as knowledgeable in the field of medicine (not sure to what extent, it might be a hyperfix for him or maybe he’s a student or maybe he works as a doctor of sorts?) (anyways think he’d deff be a bit reckless with reader when he’s angry because he knows he can fix a lot of injuries) (same with russia except he thinks he can fix a lot of injuries but actually can’t!)

stalker au feli has killed. I think he’s killed a good amount of people. no more than ten but he will definitely have killed. and then lovino I think has killed maybe one person but won’t hesitate to do it again in the name of his love (he deff hates himself for killing & wishes he could change and be more like reader, someone normal)

lovino my son you are a sad sack of potatoes..

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I need to focus on requests but when I’m free.. I WILL be writing stalker north AND south italy and they will kill ppl

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ok! temporarily closing my askbox while i do a full sweep out of all the wips i’ve been putting off! here’s a list of pieces I’ll be posting soon :] — bottom canada nsfw hcs w a male reader (had fun with this one)

— stalker russia w a tsundere reader (for me, stalker au = yandere)

— when their s/o’s being motherly (germany + japan and maybe italy by the time i post it)

— hetalia x personification of death!reader (ok hear me out. U will have to hear me out on this one)

— stalker au canada when reader passes out in their house (he’s breaking in) (TO MAKE SURE UR SAFE!!!)

— the disco pang pang ask I wish I could elaborate but anon u know who you are *winks* *blows kiss*

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Haha, so the next time someone insults his eyebrows he goes:

"Yeah? Well I get laid because of them, so-"

It's really nice to be in love and married to someone who really loves a part of you that mostly gets hated and mocked by others.

literally real. imagine being francis and ur rival or whatever comes in bragging abt his thick ugly eyebrows i’d be miffed to say the least.

that’s so cute tho :] tbh I did not even think of that but yea! normalize reader loving england no matter what, lord knows he needs the refuge. someplace or some person safe he can go to after a long day

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hi! could u do romantic + platonic hcs of india, australia, america & canada with a tropical country! reader? 💞

☆ them with a s/o who’s a tropical country!

starring. . . gender neutral, tropical country!reader and india, australia, america, + canada. 

author notes; matthew’s part might be a bit shorter compared to the rest, sorry! here are some songs that i found myself listening to a lot while writing this!

— dogtooth by tyler the creator, the theme from big wave by kaiyo (a little niche but it’s a banger), alcohol free by twice (shows in alfred’s bit oops!), i want you by savage garden, leão de bronze by quinteto ternura, and premier gaou by magic system.

not really a playlist for this piece but songs that i recommend you all listen to! 

> kabir!

— he goes into tourist traps willingly. he wholeheartedly goes into little shops just to get scammed by buying overpriced silly trinkets. kabir just likes having them. you didn’t know this about him at first though, so it worried you in the beginning when he’d come to your country and waste money in various tourist traps. one day you pulled him aside, telling him bluntly that he was throwing money away on useless items. kabir simply laughed, shaking his head. “i know,” he replied, chuckling a bit, “it’s fun though. and i like the cute toys.” ever since then you’ve just let him do as he pleases. occasionally you’ll scoff or roll your eyes as he insists on going into a trap shop. at this, he simply teases that he’s just “supporting your economy” and that you should be happy he’s spending so much money. 

— even as friends, he dotes on you a lot. it’s not very parental, more like a sarcastic older brother type of caring. is your economy okay? need help with resources? kabir will complain about how you’re less mature than he is while working hard to help you fix whatever issues you’re facing. he also makes sure to check on you, the person. you’re more than your country and sometimes you need a reminder of that fact. if you’re ever trying to get out of a work meeting, just give him a call. he’s got the perfect excuses ready for you to use. its just his way of showing his care and appreciation. 

— kabir really enjoys sharing food with you, like seriously. oftentimes for lunch after meetings you’ll bring a bag full of your favorite foods and he’ll do the same. the two of you will switch bags and try out new things. of course, there’s always lunches where someone doesn’t like something. everyone has different tastes. it’s not the end of the world though. eating and talking together has allowed the two of you to get even closer, so the tradition doesn’t end even once you’re in a relationship with kabir. he’ll even get jealous if you offer food to other countries, especially countries like china or england. 

— he has one of the best beach bodies known to man. okay, maybe that’s a slight exaggeration, but he is extremely attractive. it’s hard not to feel giddy as he comes out of the changing rooms shirtless with some swim trunks and flip flops. being a long-standing country, kabir has been around for a while and it shows in certain ways. still, he’s hot. he doesn’t hesitate in teasing you for looking at his body. it’s okay, because you can tease him for the same thing! he’s not the type to stare  but trust and believe he’s enjoying the sight of your body the same way you’re enjoying his. 

— he pays attention to the little things, especially when you start talking about your country and your history. you’ll be strolling with kabir, musing about how the coastal city you’re walking in used to be a major trading port maybe two or three centuries ago, and he’s just listening. he may not speak much but he nods his head in acknowledgement. in his eyes, understanding a person's history is vital to understanding the person themselves. that’s not the only thing he pays attention to though. he notices other things like body language too. he notices when another country has said something insensitive to you and he won’t hesitate to step in and stand up for you. kabir also notices when you’re eyeing something in a window of a shop— you can consider it yours, by the way.

— he loves holding your hands and hugging on you. kabir loves to pamper you in public but behind closed doors he’s a complete drama king. he’s not above whining or pouting when he’s mildly upset. if you’re cooking then he’s there, wrapping his arms around your waist and kissing your neck while muttering sweet nothings. if you’re reading then he’s in your lap, quietly asking if you’ll read aloud so he can listen. he’s considerably clingy but he’s also considerably charming and cute so he gets a pass.  

> brett kirkland!

— for your first visit to his country he takes you out on a huge aquarium date. the aquarium you go to is of course the sea life sydney aquarium. brett talks a lot during the date, passionately informing you about the marine animals there. when you reach the shark exhibit he decides to take hold of your hand, even if you’re not scared. he sizes up the sharks before turning to you and joking about how he could take them in a fight. or at least, you think he’s joking. you hope kirkland’s joking.. he’s happy to have you in australia, but he’s really happy to be showing you the sea life. it’s something that he figured the both of you could enjoy. your country’s surrounded by water.. his country’s surrounded by water.. it just makes sense. at the end of the date he’ll buy you both souvenirs from the gift shop. for the next date, brett’s thinking whale watching would be fun. 

— when he’s visiting your country, he loves to match outfits with you. he’s used to hotter temperatures so his closet matches your weather for the most part. cheesy matching couple shirts are definitely a thing with him, though if you say no he won’t continue to push it. even if you two have completely different fashion styles, kirkland’ll try to make his outfit coordinate somewhat with yours. it’s just something he finds to be cute.

— brett is the type of boyfriend to call you at one am talking at the speed of light about some sort of incident he’s gotten himself into. he loves calling you when the two of you are apart. hopefully you’re fine with hearing him ramble on the phone about nothing and everything at the same time. he’s also the type of boyfriend to sneak out of work with you, slyly leaving a meeting in london so the two of you can explore around and enjoy each other's company. kirkland takes full responsibility whenever you’re caught in the act, though his mischievous glances at you are a clear sign that you’ll be sneaking out again like rowdy teenagers sometime soon. he’s the type of boyfriend to think of you as the best thing to ever happen to him. he’ll kiss your hand and pretend to be a gentleman, smiling as you laugh at his behavior. 

— he claims that you’re his good luck charm but brett’s just a lucky man in general. occasionally his luck will rub off on you and you’ll call him to talk about it. he likes to say that his love for you is just so strong that even when you’re apart he’s there making things better for you. it’s cheesy but when you walk along your capital city one day and find a large amount of money just barely hiding in the crack of a sidewalk, you really do start to believe it. it’s not logical in the slightest but hey, it’s sweet.

— he is naturally touchy. kirkland has one hand on you at almost all times. especially when it’s the two of you out on a date. what can he say? you’re a catch! he’s sure that if he didn’t hold onto you, someone else would try to steal you away from him. though he’s not easily jealous, he doesn’t enjoy the thought of someone trying to flirt with you. typically he just holds you by the waist. if you’re ever uncomfortable just talk to him about it— brett never wants you to suffer in silence, so trust me when i say he appreciates it when you speak up. he believes firmly in talking about your issues and working through them together. the two of you can find a nice compromise that works for both of you.

— kirkland loves playing on the beach with you! please, please take him out to one of your beaches so he can play volleyball or go surfing or build sandcastles. he’s a pretty outgoing person too, so it’s easy for him to find friends at the beach. if you want to just sit out in the sand and relax, that’s fine with him! he’s not one to sit still for too long but he’ll try to come check on you in between playing on the beach. 

> alfred f. jones!

— he loves going to the beach with you and walking along the beautiful sandy shores that your country is filled with. jones absolutely adores the feeling of the sea breeze hitting his face and running through his hair as he plays beach volleyball or builds sandcastles. the waves are perfect for surfing, an activity he’ll undoubtedly try and partake in. alfred’s no stranger to beaches of course. he has plenty of his own back home. however your beaches are so pretty with such clear water and gorgeous sand almost 100% clear of trash. he’s almost jealous about how well taken care of your beaches are. your citizens seem to care about keeping beaches healthy just as much as you do.

— he gets a ton of tiktoks about food from your country, specifically the fruits. every so often he’ll try to play expert and will grab fruit and eat it raw right off the plant. jones isn’t dumb enough to eat something poisonous, but it’s still a little embarrassing. especially considering no natives of your country actually eat fruit right off the plant. he enjoys eating all sorts of cooked meals that are favorites in your country. he’s not afraid to try new things so if you recommend him something a food, he’ll definitely check it out.

— alfred falls for nearly every single tourist trap he happens to see. though he’s your friend, he’s still technically a tourist to your country. it’s something you failed to notice at first until one day while visiting he left you and came back with an armful of little souvenirs. they were useless and you told him that but he didn’t seem phased. jones told you that he’d treasure them until the day he died. basically, he’d treasure them forever. it was cute so you let it slide that day, but from then on you made a note to keep him away from tourist traps. he’d probably go broke if you didn’t keep an eye on him. the souvenirs alfred did manage to sneak off and buy were used to decorate the personal homes he had around america. they were accompanied by keepsakes from japan, denmark, and a few other places.

— inviting you over to america is a whole different can of worms. really, jones is not sure which state he should show you first— maybe hawaii or cali because they’re somewhat similar to your country.. maybe new york or maybe even florida.. actually no, not florida. never florida. maybe arizona or new mexico (you’ve seen breaking bad, right?) or alaska so that you experience the snow. the decision process isn’t made easier when you comment on going to new york and arizona in the same day. alfred has to explain to you that his country is huge and going to all the states you wanted to see in the same day was simply impossible. there’s a lot of american things he wants to show you as a sort of thank you for showing him your country.

— the two of you make a pretty cute couple as boyfriend and girlfriend. it’s a little jarring at first, since he’s very american and occasionally ignorant on issues concerning your country but jones isn’t above learning to be better. as long as you call him out on his bullshit then he’ll change because really, he does love you. fully and wholly, he loves you. he shows his love when he visits your country and instead of playing on the beach he helps you pick up trash. alfred shows his love when you come to america and he waits at the gate, running and hugging you as soon as he sees you. he shows his love when he takes you to basketball and baseball games and kisses you even when you don’t appear on the kiss cam. 

— jones is obsessed with the drinks from your country. he finds that both the alcoholic and nonalcoholic drinks are delicious. they seem to come in an endless combination of interesting flavors. they always leave him wanting more. when he sees you during breaks in between meetings, he’ll occasionally beg for a sip of what you’re drinking. he’ll ask to ‘waterfall’ from your cup, giving you a strong dose of puppy dog eyes so that you give in. if you manage to stay strong, it’s not the end of the world— alfred will just ask you to bring a drink for him next time. if you give in though, he’ll happily give you a bone crushing hug before tasting some of your drink. ah, so refreshing!

> matthew williams!

— williams really enjoys learning about your local wildlife, especially if you have a species that’s native solely to your country. he’s very invested in wildlife conservation and protection in general, so hearing about the plants and animals that are protected here in your country is pretty cool! he wouldn’t mind visiting a few centers or zoos in general and seeing the animals up close. if you do end up taking him there, be prepared for a lot of picture taking. matthew actually prints out some of the pictures he takes of the two of you together, framing them in his bedroom. it’s nothing big, just a small framed picture or two on his nightstand. in general, he’d bond a lot with you over wildlife conservation.

— you two dress like complete opposites due to the differences in weather. it’s a little jarring when either one of you visits the other’s country because both of you always underestimate the difference in weather. at this point, it would be more productive for you to have two closets— one for home and one for canada. williams doesn’t complain much about the weather even when he’s not properly dressed for it. he just sits and suffers silently until you notice and make him change into something more fitting. 

— he sometimes worries you’d like his brother more than him. i mean.. alfred is the more outgoing one out of the two.. it just feels like you guys are total opposites. you’re a tropical country meanwhile his country is pretty cold.. every so often matthew thinks of the two of you as too different for each other, not really realizing that you two have a decent amount of stuff in common. even if you were complete opposites, opposites attract! you love him just the way he is. you’ll have to remind him of that every so often. give him a good talk and a few kisses to the cheek or a nice hug. he’ll feel just fine after that.

— williams would absolutely love to take you out to go ice skate on a frozen pond or play in the snow. he wants to be the one to introduce you to these things. even if you’ve already been in the snow before.. maybe he could reintroduce this sort of stuff to you. he finds the whole idea of a snow day with you to be romantic.

— stereotypical but please go to a hockey game with him. please please go to a hockey game with him. the first hockey game you go to with matthew is a special event. he makes sure to get you both the best tickets he can. of course, you’re both decked out in merch for the team he roots for (don’t worry about not owning any, he has plenty to share). he even goes as far as to ask for good luck kisses before the match. every time his team scores he cheers his head off before hugging you and thanking you for your luck. even if his team loses, williams is just happy to have gone out with you— though next time he will be asking for two good luck kisses instead of just one. actually, how about a kiss for every member of the team? he’s sure they’ll win then. 

— he definitely enjoys your sunny weather though he’s a bit shy about his body. he doesn’t suffer too badly with his self image, but matthew gets self conscious every now and then. usually this doesn’t hold him back though. once he sees you waiting for him he puts his fears aside. as long as you love him and his body then who cares what someone else thinks? plus it would be improper to keep a lover waiting. especially when you look so good in your swim outfit.. of course he’s joining you in having fun on the beach. 

[worldheadcanons]

You know that Kaguya sama episode where Shirogane finally got some sleep and he finally looks well rested and expected Kaguya to find him more attractive but doesn't work because she has a glaring kink?

That scenario with England shaving his eyebrows to be thinner to impress the reader but she just looks at him like😑. While internally she's all 'Why? Why did you shave them? You looked cooler with your thick brows, and now you look like any average guy in the streets'

☆ i actually like your thick eyebrows!

starring. . . feminine reader and england. 

author notes; i think the title is super funny like those random ‘reincarnated as a slime prince’ animes.. i’m never changing it so don’t ask. if you want to recommend this piece to others you WILL refer to it by its proper title “i actually like your thick eyebrows!” thank you. this is not proofread btw lol

> arthur kirkland!

— he huffed softly as he looked at himself in the mirror, taking in the appearance of his face. it was a daily occurrence for kirkland to wash up and look himself over before heading out the door. today, however, he paid special attention to his eyebrows. his thick.. some would say ugly.. eyebrows. he doesn’t know what possessed him to pick up his razor but one thing led to another and a couple seconds later, he was staring at a completely different arthur in the mirror. a more youthful arthur.. a cooler arthur.. an arthur with thinner eyebrows. by the time he was done tending to himself he was almost late for work. he hurried out the door, calling out a quick ‘i love you, bye!’ to his wife upstairs.

— you had no clue why he was in the bathroom for so long. usually he would’ve been out of the door much earlier. you figured it was something trivial though, so you didn’t bother investigating the matter further. as he called out his daily ‘i love you’ you replied with your daily ‘i love you too’ before deciding to get up and get ready for the day ahead of you. both of you worked each day so you didn’t see him again until the evening when it was time for dinner. you had both previously decided on getting a simple meal tonight. chinese takeout. it was delicious, cheap, and easy to work with. 

— with all that in mind, there you were, sitting at the kitchen table eating some of your takeout. you always got him earlier than your husband. you tried to wait for kirkland but he was taking too long to get home. just as you were eyeing one of his egg rolls, tempted to steal it for yourself, you heard the front door of your home open. “welcome home! i’m in the kitchen,” you called out, letting him know where you were.

— you heard the rustling of him taking off his coat and putting it in its place. there was a few footstep noises and then.. voila, there he was. as soon as he walked in and you were able to see his complete face, your jaw dropped. your eye might’ve twitched. arthur was.. ugly. not extremely ugly but something was.. off. something about his face was different today. it wasn’t the same. you didn’t like it but you didn’t want to be rude. you couldn’t even place your finger on what exactly was wrong, so you just put on a smile and asked him about his day.

— “good!” he replied cheerfully, sitting himself down across from you and opening up his box of takeout. he took in a nice forkful of food before continuing to speak. “very good. notice anything uh.. new about me?”

— you let out a small hum before responding. “it’s something to do with your face but it’s not your hair,” you began, taking this opportunity to examine his face. his mouth was the same, ever so kissable. his nose was perfectly normal.. his cheek still had the same scar it did when you first met him.. what about his eyes? no, they were perfectly fine.. perfectly fine eyes.. wait. softly, you gasped. “your eyebrows! what did you do to them?” your surprise barely managed to hide the fact that you disliked the change.

— he grinned, proud as a peacock at his new look. “i shaved them so they’re a bit thinner. what do you think?” kirkland asked, waggling his eyebrows assumedly for you. ew… at this, you frowned slightly. 

— “it’s ugly,” you said bluntly, picking up a forkful of fried rice and putting it in your mouth. you continued on eating, keeping your eyes mostly focused on the food in front of you instead of your husband’s eyebrows.

— “i know right— wait, ugly?” he narrowed his eyes, trying to scan your face for any hint of sarcasm. you could be quite the cheeky lady when you wanted to be. it was one of the many things he loved about you. unfortunately, it seemed that you were being completely honest right now. you really didn’t like his thin eyebrows. arthur sputtered a bit, “ugly how? everyone complimented me at work today. even francis liked it. he said i looked less ugly than usual which basically means handsome!”

— you finished chewing the food in your mouth, swallowing before talking. “i just don’t like it.”

— “but francis said—“ he began.

— “francis isn’t your wife, arthur, i am,” you replied, showing him your hand and pointing towards the ring he had bought you a year or two ago. your voice had raised slightly, and some anger could be heard in your tone. it wasn’t purposeful but the situation had escalated rather quickly. it wasn’t an argument.. but it felt like one. neither one of you wanted to fight really, so things went quiet for a few moments as you both reassessed the situation. 

— he was the first to break the silence, shifting in his seat before quietly asking, “you really like my thick eyebrows?”

— “of course. you look.. too plain without them. i think they’re charming,” you said, glancing up at kirkland. you hadn’t expected to be greeted with a look of fascination. you had always thought it was obvious that you enjoyed his various unique features.

— he smiled a little at you, quirking his head to the side. “you do? really?”

— “yup.. hopefully they grow back soon. i miss your bushy brows.”

— he quickly finished up his food. when he was done, arthur got up and wrapped his arms around your waist. he hugged you from your side, kissing at your cheek gently. “thank you, love. thank you.” he was truly grateful to have your love. just hugging you and kissing you wasn’t enough, no. he had to tell you thank you. he had to tell you over and over. even as his words became unintelligible, you could tell he was saying thank you.

— as he finally moved to pull himself away from your warmth, you stopped him, taking hold of his face gently. his cheeks were cupped by your gentle hands for a moment or two. then you used your thumbs to gently trace over kirkland’s now thin eyebrows. “please, please grow back soon,” you mumbled under your breath, staring at his eyebrows.

— “they will, love. they will,” he murmured in reply, chuckling softly. he could burn them off and they’d still grow back just as thick. it was a fact that used to make him upset but.. it bothered him much less now. now he felt.. almost excited. he was excited for their return because he knew you’d be excited. and when you were excited.. arthur blushed slightly at his thoughts. it would be a special night, that was for sure.