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Worm

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Nobody’s buying worms anymore:(

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i might actually lose my mind

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A tiger flatworm pizza please

(totally not a mutual)

This has been in my asks for like months-

Gimme like a week hold on

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Yes

man worms are something else i should go to sleep

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do you guys like my worms

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3/30: your basic bitch earthworm (i had stuff to do yesterday) 🪱

ig, threads, + cara: badmotorartist

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Business has been slow but we shall rise

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Worms mentioned

quoting myself here

“if you really really love me tag me on flowey and Sanrio posts (and jellyfish and seals and cats and worms and sharks and rabbits and anything genetics related and anything star related and honestly aquatic life in general)”

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Some artisan goods to celebrate 1.6 and practice some painting ✨

Have you tried drinking mayonnaise yet? 🫵

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just because boop button is gone doesn't mean the spirit of boop isnt

BOOP!

@tatumis-awesome @theratthatgotyeeted @a-hypnos-v @littlemsbumblebee @s1eepy-0 @deritosmi

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Holy shit it worked

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give this notes you cowards

Our guard domestic cryptid

He has eyes so sad wet and pathetic that nobody can rob us he also has a little bowtie

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Have you heard of the term “Blasting out of both ends”? Yeah its not that you’ll get sucked into the void

I always have a cool can of baja blast on standby

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THAT WORM IS A VOID WORM, INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS AND ONLY EDIBLE IF YOU REMOVE ITS VENOM GLANDS ITS ATTRACTED TO ALL WORM BAIT YOU FOOL

I always have a cool can of baja blast on standby

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I AM THE MERCHANT OF WORMS, CEO AND FOUNDER OF WORMIES,

I

AM

WORM MERHCANT!!!

I always have a cool can of baja blast on standby

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FOOLS!!

THERE ARE DIFFERENT TYPES OF WORMS WHO LIKE DIFFERENT THINGS!!

BLOOD WORMS LIKE BAJA BLAST

SILK WORMS LIKE THE SKIN OF AN AVOCADO PIT

EARTH WORMS LIKE APPLES

MEAL WORMS LIKE MEAT

IF YOU WANT A CATCH ALL FOR WORMS USE COOKED RICE!!

I always have a cool can of baja blast on standby