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"bear in mind" why yes, dont mind if i do

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i have been laughing about this all day

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one review

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bro i thought i was sooooo grown when i was 18 loool

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baby girl i have attack patterns you couldn’t DREAM of memorizing

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happy monday let’s get him bred. is this anything

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next year's met gala theme is transmasc swag

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peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

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you’ve been hit by- you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal

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THE KING HAS RETURNED

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I would stand for the anthem if it was an acid house banger

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former president of the united states, ronald rasengan

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im dying i completely forgot this conversation i had with a friend three years ago 😭

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Cock

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trying to explain what daylight savings time is but they just keep staring at me like I’m a fucking idiot who can’t read a clock. IM NOT WRONG YOU ARE.