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Double XP apples & oranges weekend at the grocery store.

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(gripping the skink with both hands, pale and feverish, sweating and shaking as I look at myself in the mirror) “killing a character is a valid writing choice that can be a crucial plot mechanic and lend beauty and depth to the story as a whole” (wretches up blood into the sink) “even when it’s my favorite character”

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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.com

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scene from the dream where the spiral came and ate up all of the stars and there was nothing you could do about any of it so you stood at the window and you watched until there was no light left to see

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awesome comic for badass comic day

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guy who gets home from being held hostage by another guy and the first thing he does is google “i think i like men”

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SLENDER review

Gameplay: Epic, but could be epicer.

I give it 4.5 out of 5 Dashies. 

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i can't stop watching this it;s making me sick. that car is like an animal to me. i need to hand-feed it and play fetch with it. clawing at my monitor

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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

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I love it when my vocabulary spreads like a disease. Sharing a lexicon with friends is normal, it’s expected. I’m getting my coworkers to say things like “cutiepie” and one time I overheard one of my middle aged managers who is usually very monotone in the way he speaks say “yaaaaaay” in the exact tone that I do.

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wore my "lawns are ugly" shirt to the gas station and got a weird look from a guy so i was like whatever but i stepped outside to see him getting into a lawn care company truck. lol