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Im going to probably regret this but i think ill do it anyway...

A note is a minute of using my new vibrator tommorow, you have 24 hours

Good luck

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Do you think Jesus came on the cross just a little bit

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"having a post get popular is a bad thing on tumblr" counterpoint: i can edit my 72k note post to anything i want

72k note singular grape png

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i ADORE the anomitinity of tumblr. when i post stupid ass shit from my mush brain on like snapchat or whatever i gotta deal with messages like “are you okay?” and “what does this even mean”. here i can just post 30 pictures of dinosaurs in a row and my followers will be like YEEEEEAAAA BABBY

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When a small kid decks their shit and starts screaming, it's apparently useful to ask them "are you more scared or more hurt?" because they might actually pause the shrieking to understand that adults might not automatically know what they are feeling, and that they can and should use words to communicate whether they need emotional support or medical attention.

I wonder if it could be applied to tumblr. Asking shrieking people "are you disagreeing with what OP said, or are you mad about the way they worded it?"

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you think im petting you but actually i a,m takig you away

FOR THE LOVW OF GOD HELP ME

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Just casted a powerful curse on you.

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Being a trans woman is like if you ever turned off your customer service voice you die

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don’t you just hate it when 🚙

um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]

can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.

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the way AI turned out is tragic because in theory i wouldn't mind a limited digital assistant or two in certain places. like some system that curates my social notifs for me. your 4-year-old post about clam chowder is banging my lord. they're tagging your personal vents with that middle-aged man from disco elysium again my lord

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walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

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🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

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I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

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i think the reason we’re all in a constant state of feeling like we need to look at our phones just to “do something with our hands” is because of the mechanization of textile production i’m so serious

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tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway