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The real reason why you need to be social is the best chinese place within 10 miles is an unknown hole in the wall with a yearly marketing budget of $15 dollars and you will never, ever find it unless someone tells you about it.

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anyway you should always remember that all those foreigners you see dying on the news are just as real people as you are who have just as much interiority as you do. there is nothing about you that makes you more important and it is by pure chance that you are not in their position. in fact, this holds for all of history. every person, no matter the horror of the fate that befell them, had just as much interiority as you do. i feel like some people haven't fully internalized this.

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THE LAST NIGHT ON EARTH

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Kurt Vonnegut really went off with "So it goes." Truly the most devastating 3 word composition in the english language

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love how brown tabby cats are called “mujaer” (tilapia fish in english) in my country bc of their similar pattern

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Requesting Maxwell's Silver Hammer at the club

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got rained on really hard for the second time this summer. you think I would learn

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As someone who's been politely asked to remove myself from Blackjack games because it took me an alarming amount of time to add up 2 numbers to get to 21, the 24 hour clock is an exercise in ritual humiliation for me

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going from 2 monitors to 1 is so weird i have like a fantom monitor in my brain thats just always blank in real life. its like i lost brain capacity, the connections and insticts to utilize and look at the other monitor for tasks is all still there in my mind but the actual monitor itself isn't. transhumanist-phantom-limb-syndrome or something

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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really strange how you can be almost at peace with something that happened to you but it will continue to be a defining moment of your life for the rest of your life. you wont think about it much anymore but in a conversation about a film someone will mention the year it was released and you’ll think to yourself, “that was before it happened” and you’ll see an old photo and think how strange it is to have existed before it happened and somehow it’s like living a life in two acts

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and yet your need for speed is a desire in and of itself

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not to be an american but like. air conditioning is the greatest invention of all time.

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no i havent seen that critically acclaimed movie with significant relevance to culture. no yeah, still working through bad stuff from other decades

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Do you think the vore fetish is an evolutionary remnant from the time when eukaryotes evolved via endosymbiosis. When a bigger cell engulfed a smaller cell but instead of being digested it became an organ of the bigger cell and gave them a way to evolve into more complex organisms. Can the urge of being eaten be traced back to the time when the mitochondrion and the chloroplast first developed in our evolutionary history. Could anaerobic bacteria possibly be the reason as to why art of genderbent scooby doo voring shaggy exists somewhere on the internet

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bureaucratic angel going over my file in an afterlife office: sure, you lived a pretty hard life, and despite all that managed to put a little bit of good in the world, ill give you that. but even so... some of these internet posts were just disgraceful... i mean "ever since i was 9 i wanted a mawile to be my girlfriend"... what did you expect was gonna happen to you?

me: that one will be waiting for me in heaven?

angel: no roxy