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normal guy who transitions into a different, equally normal guy
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alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.
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Absolutely captivated by this very specific type of image
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I don't even have words for these, but I guess they have a whole website to get em at?
Found at goodwill in Roseville MN.



you walking down the beach leaving sussy sandals dot com everywhere
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Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”
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Its cliche to say but if I was orpheus’d I honestly wouldnt look back. I have other issies tho
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i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger
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to smee or not to mo

To lie, to smeep—
to smeep—
perchance to smeem
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