god's bravest little soldier? no. devil's most cowardly huge draft dodger
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you have to listen to loud music . it scares the evil creatures from your head
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can u complete this sopranos intro lyrics:
born under a ancient star entombed under 1 milleon miles of marble born in a ancient land with a _____________???.....???
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I CUT MY FINGER ON MY CHEX MIX????
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you either get it or you gont
Say that shit my brother
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fuuuuuck i have needs and wants and desires :( sadly they needto put me at the bottom of a deep as fuck hole and pour cement over me because of this
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frankly, people should be having more public lesbian sex. does lezz out 2024 mean nothing to you.
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I’m going to try and get both my laptops fixed and I still can’t get over the local computer repair guys logo it looks like it was designed by fucking Strong Bad or something
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You give off the vibes of someone who buys cryptocurrency :/
just tell me to kill myself
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