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Genie

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memento is a really good movie, and not a comedy, but this is the funniest shot in film history

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a teenage girl in her stereotypical Y2K bedroom journaling with a puffball pen kicking her feet and giggling and you zoom in to see she’s just drawing hearts on pictures of video essayist Jacob Geller

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In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.

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im gods weakest faggot

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Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

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[Fictional character who is worse than me in every way] save me

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mind if a bouba boy speaks a little kiki

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Fun fact: in Portuguese, since all anteaters are called "tamanduás", the tamandua is called "tamanduá-de-colete" (vest-wearing anteater)

I love how tamanduas look like they're wearing clothes. Overalls or something

Low back dress?

Overalls again

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Throwback to when Victims of Communism revealed Lenin came back from the dead to exile Trotsky

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growing up as a closeted lesbian trans girl is so bizarre bc you really will leave everyone around you shocked and confused thinking why is that faggot straight

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reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

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The Twin peaks; Funny Walk With Me :-) (2002)

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im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin

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There is no escape, no recall or intervention can work in this place