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Pussy in bio? Yeah, I've been one since college

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(Not so) lost omens

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im the prettiest canary in this mine

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even the top gets called a faggot

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ROMANTIC MERCENARY: I'll kill anyone... for the right woman

KINDHEARTED BANDIT: cough up yer coin! if you've any to spare that is. I know times are tough. I'm here for you

GNOMISH NEW YORKER: oh my god they hit the twin mushrooms. oh my god its gnine gneleven

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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

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my new favorite hobby is looking at fucked up easter lamb cakes.

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i lied. we're not having sex. put your clothes back on we're watching control anatomy and the legacy of the haunted house by jacob geller

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my favorite thing is to say "investing in" instead of "buying"

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im a materialist. i love to have items

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EVERYONE BE QUIET I CAN HEAR CHEESE

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The British Museum

I am always saying this during museum visits