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WE NEED TO KILL HIM

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Happy 9/11

Have some respect, my father died in 9/11

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Hilda Furacão is so funny. Hilda the Sinner is having a great time going to football games, chatting with old dudes and daydreaming about her fairytale man giving back her shoe so she can be happily married

Meanwhile Malthus the Saint™ is stress eating, having a faith/identity crisis and fantasizing vividly about Hilda straping him to a bed and fucking his soul out of him

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Hilda Furacão enjoyers rise

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grunkle helps his nephew and niece beat a puzzle game

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reason's to watch kaos:

queers everywhere

the furies are butches that ride motorcycles

the fates are genderqueering it up in a sexy little dive bar in the desert

eurydice and orpheus tale but eurydice is sick of orpheus and about to break up with him before she's sent to the underworld. except she can't pass over because orpheus also took her gold coin to keep her in place so he can rescue her. cue eurydice growing more bitter about him.

disabled daedalus

trans amazonian stories

dionysus is there getting rawed by cute boys in bars

prometheus and charon are boy toys together

billie piper as cassandra

zeus and poseidon torture human beings for fun. it's a pass time of theirs.

hades is a sleepy old man who can barely keep his head up and pesephone is a hot babe secretly in charge of the underworld. she's hades backbone.

zeus has a house full of pretty boys in tiny shorts that he kills for sport and they never complain :)

poseidon's huge bulge on display at all times

hera is as much a prisoner to zeus as zeus is a prisoner to her and they keep esch other like prison wardens

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yeah ok

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guyliner for women

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in trouble for referring to a friend's polycule as a "ship of theseus type situation"

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last night i had a dream i saw a gnome run past. HATED that shit. stupid ass pointy hat.. i got so mad i tried to wake up and it didnt even work. Just had to be there.

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garfield could probably understand the mechanics of driving a car but his legs are too short and stubby to reach the petals. this is also known as "Yoda's Quandry"

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I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

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the full unabridged cut of all the mary ann scenes in second part of the finale was too beefy for tumblr so here’s my highlights reel of her

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Calling it now: Cressida/Eloise is gonna be the ship of the Tumblr season. There is only 1 fic for it on ao3 and its author is a pioneer and a visionary.

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sooooo… about cressida and eloise

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Just discovered one of the most objectively funny Tumblr accounts

Sadly due to the oath I can’t agree but I respect the hustle