𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐀.
Ophelia smirked, amused by his confidence, but he’d forgotten one vital step: he hadn’t set the rules… Whipping out her wand, she pointed it at the card, reciting a spell that would make it will a small, invisible symbol. All she would have to do once he placed it back in the deck was say Revelio, and the card would reveal itself. “Shall I continue, or do we both know where this is going?”
𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐰, 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑.
𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐆𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐓 her, unamused. what did he expect from a slytherin ? “ —— well. that just PROVES it, then. you can’t do it without magic. ”
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𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐬, 𝐋𝐈𝐋𝐘.
there was no denying her poor attempt at hiding a smirk as she took the bribe eclair, shaking her head slowly at peter’s attempt at swaying her —— he was funny, she’d always thought so, and as much of a little shit as the rest of the marauders. lily reckoned that’s why they stuck together —— funny, surprisingly endearing idiots were most likely drawn to each other. ‘ ah, of course. since i’m probably one of the most virtuous people you know, you figured you’d bribe me with pastries, is that it ? ‘ and yet the head girl took a bite of the treat, humming to herself in momentary delight before she waved her free hand around. ‘ c’mon, i’ll walk you back to the common room. consider me bribed. ‘
𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐰, 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑.
𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄𝐃 𝐀 hand over his heart, acting shocked. “ —— bribe ? never. this is a REWARD, ” peter clarified, taking another bite of the eclair. “ —— a reward for being so virtuous. and encouragement to continue being virtuous. ” he fell into step with her cheerfully, glad of the companionship back to the common room, already anticipating his triumphant return to the rest of the marauders.
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𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐜𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫, 𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐔𝐒.
Brows furrowed and eyes narrowed, Cassius eyed his target tactfully. The professor’s lecture was mere background noise, the symptoms of Lycanthropy drifting through one ear and out the other. When the class was dismissed, he nodded for his mates to start back to the castle without him. He had a business proposal to make. “Hey,” he barked as he approached the Gryffindor. Twigs snapped painfully under his purposeful stride. “Peter, right?” It had been a great effort to memorize the name after hearing the professor say it earlier. “Heard you answerin’ that question earlier. You really any good at this shit?… How much you want for an essay?”
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𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐰, 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑.
𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐃𝐈𝐃𝐍'𝐓 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐄 at first that cassius mulciber was talking to him. in fact, he didn’t realize that cassius mulciber even knew his name until he said it out loud. he stopped, turning to face the slytherin warily and folding his arms. as mulciber continued to talk, peter’s brow furrowed more and more in disbelief. he wasn’t sure what he’d been expecting from the other boy, but that hadn’t been it. “ —— an essay ? ” he repeated dubiously, mind already going over the potential risks … and benefits. writing an essay on lycanthropy would be a breeze for him. but could it implicate remus ? and did he really want to be helping mulciber ? “ —— oh, dude, you don’t want me writing an essay for you. i can’t even spell lycanthropy. like, is it with a k or a c ? and don’t even get me STARTED on those silent g’s. ” he grimaced expressively, raising his shoulders almost to his ears in a theatrical shrug. “ —— you know, one time mcgonagall actually asked me if i was spelling everything wrong on PURPOSE to piss her off. i wasn’t, by the way, ” he added after a short pause.
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𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤, 𝐒𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐔𝐒.
“You’re a bloody genius, Wormtail!” Sirius exclaimed, clapping Peter on the back. That was a rare compliment from Sirius, and perhaps a false one, seeing as it fully might not work, but Sirius Black would stop at nothing to try. He took a second, looking between the Willow and the squid. “Alright, the first thing is that we need them closer together. And since I’m doing the Switching, do you think you can levitate the squid close enough to the Whomping Willow?”
𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐰, 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑.
𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐃𝐋𝐘, soaking up his friend’s praise. whether the prank worked or not, his suggestion was already worth it. he squinted at the squid, trying to gauge how well he’d be able to levitate it. worst come to worst, he’d drop it on some third year, and then they’d all have a laugh anyway. “ —— reckon i could give it a SHOT, ” he said honestly, rolling up his sleeves and gripping his wand. “ —— you sure you know how to do the switching right ? ”
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𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐀.
Sure, Ophelia was curious - in the same way that she was curious about what pet rats got up to while their owners were away. It wasn’t a mystery likely to eat away at her, and even if it were, she would more than likely suss out the answers herself than admit to it. Her brow quirked in skepticism as Peter instead turned the tables on her. It was such a Gryffindor move, and in another circumstance, she would have laughed it off, but as it was, she was just bored and competitive enough to rise to the challenge. “Okay,” she shrugged, picking up the deck. “Pick one.”
𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐰, 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑.
𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐄𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐍𝐃 hawed theatrically, fingers hovering over the deck a disproportionately long amount of time before he finally selected one from the very middle, his hands cupping it protectively to shield its identity from the slytherin. nine of diamonds. he glanced up from the card to her. “ —— alright. picked one. now what ? your move, genius. ”
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𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤, 𝐒𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐔𝐒.
Sirius chuckled at the image of the seventh year being left in a green house unsupervised with dangerou plants. “For a Ravenclaw, she’d have to be a bit dim to not recognize Devil’s Snare, wouldn’t you think? I am sorry I missed that, all I had was Potions and you know how Slughorn is. Bloody bore if you’re not a favorite.”
The two ambled down the grounds a bit more before Sirius answered his question, seeing the Giant Squid basking in the shallows of the Black Lake. “Switching spells,” he drawled, his eyes on one of the squid’s many tentacles, “A bit of magic here and there, and then I reckon a slithery friend of ours could have a new appendage.” His idea was absolutely ludicrous, no question about it, but the article in the Prophet had struck a nerve with him and he needed a distraction. A week’s worth of detention might just have been worth the thrill it would give him.
𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐰, 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑.
𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐑𝐀𝐍 𝐀 hand through his hair in a semi-conscious echo of james. “ —— i mean, could you blame her if she was distracted by THESE stunning good looks ? ” he raised his eyebrows and wolf-whistled, his eyes crinkling in laughter. following sirius’s gaze to the squid, his pale blue eyes widened. “ —— shit, the squid ? would that work ? ” but his thoughts quickly left realism in the dust as he caught sight of the whomping willow in the distance. “ —— SHIT, padfoot, what if we gave the willow a tentacle arm and the squid a branch arm ? is that possible ? dude, that’d be SICK ! ”
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𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤, 𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐔𝐋𝐔𝐒.
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Regulus wandered down the charms aisle, not looking for anything in particular. The first week of school was usually very slow for him. He got his work done quickly and didn’t need a refresher of the previous year’s material. Usually, he’d occupy his time with a few books from home. But this time he hadn’t been able to grab any. He’d left it to the last minute and his mother had been prowling around the house. He would rather chance the school library than run into her when she was in a mood. He’d just pulled down a book to look at when he noticed someone pass by his aisle for the third time. Regulus stepped closer to the Gryffindor and asked, “What do you want, Pettigrew?”
𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐰, 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑.
𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄 slytherin, peter pretended to look thoughtful. “ —— oh, you know. world peace. the cure for cancer. really been craving fizzing whizzbees lately. ” in truth, he’d been planning to meet a particularly cute hufflepuff girl to study together — although unfortunately it looked as though he’d been stood up. of course, he wasn’t about to admit that.
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𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐀.
Ophelia wasn’t quite sure the purpose of silly muggle card tricks. As if she was supposed to be amazed by what they called ‘magic.’ She had nothing against muggles, to be sure, but was this really what they considered entertainment? “Did you spend all summer learning that?” she asked, her tone obviously unimpressed before clucking her tongue disapprovingly. “The secret lives of the Marauders. Merlin, if only they knew…”
𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐰, 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑.
𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑'𝐒 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐖 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄𝐃 as he squinted at her, affronted. “ —— come on, you’re not even a little curious how i did it ? ” but he only appeared put out for a few moments before he cocked his head, mischievous dimples appearing once more. “ —— ALRIGHT, then. if you think it’s so lame, you do it. ” he slid the pack of cards across the table towards her. “ —— go on. tell me to pick a card. ”
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𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤, 𝐒𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐔𝐒.
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Lessons were done for the day and, considering Sirius had decided that doing homework was a waste of his time, he and Peter had gone for a walk around the grounds. The September air was brisk, though that’s how Sirius liked it, and the leaves had already begun to change, some even littered the grass. The pair walked along lazily, and if Sirius had had a tail, it’d have been bouncing along behind him, without a care in the world.
“How were lessons today, Wormtail?” He asked the boy next to him, as theirs seemed to not line up where they had many together. “Dull? Mine were a bit dull, could use something to bring a little more excitement, if you my drift.”
𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐰, 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑.
𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐇𝐑𝐔𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐃 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃𝐋𝐘, gazing at the movement of the whomping willow in the distance. “ —— that ravenclaw girl yasmin almost got STRANGLED by devil’s snare in herbology today, so we got the rest of the period off while sprout took her to the hospital wing. i swear, padfoot, taking newt-level herbology was the best decision i’ve ever made. ” at the mention of excitement, his attention turned back to his friend, his eyebrows lifting in curiosity. “ —— though i reckon a little more excitement never hurt anyone. what'd ya have in mind ? ”
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𝐥𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐧, 𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐔𝐒.
remus pursed his lips together, seemingly disappointed. “damn, and here i was thinking i tricked you.” of course, he was teasing still, as he usually did with peter and the rest of the marauders. “you truly are, a mind-reader almost,” he said laughing, shaking his head as peter spoke again. “it does, but don’t let that stop you. you can be one of those people who perform on the sidewalks, you know? get some money for being magic.”
𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐰, 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑.
𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐀 solemn expression that did little to smother his laughter. “ —— patience, young grasshopper lupin. maybe someday you’ll reach my level of trickery. ” he stuffed the crumpled box of cards back into his pocket. “ —— yeah, good idea ! i should go tell mcgonagall i’ve finally figured out what i wanna do after hogwarts. she’ll be THRILLED. ”
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𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐬, 𝐋𝐈𝐋𝐘.
there were a few things certain in life —— death, people getting punched during a heated game of quidditch, never finding a lighter when you need one and finding one of the marauders up past curfew at least once a week. in the three years the redhead had been patrolling, it happened like clockwork —— she wasn’t sure she had a keen eye for spotting them, or if they’d gotten sloppy over the years. eyes rolled back into her skull as lily sighed, a smile spreading on her lips even as she gazed up at the ceiling for a second, then —— ‘ first off, yeah, i do. ‘ eyes traveled to peter’s face, head tilting as a curtain of red hair fell danced over her face, teeth catching at her bottom lip. ‘ second —— do you know how many detentions i’ve let slide this week, peter ? ‘
𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐰, 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑.
𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐃𝐈𝐃𝐍'𝐓 𝐋𝐄𝐓 his grin slip, merely lifting one shoulders in a crooked shrug as he pulled an eclair out from his armful of treats and handed it over. “ —— oh, not ENOUGH, i’m sure. they say forgiveness is a virtue, you know, and you can’t ever be too virtuous, can you ? ” he helped himself to an eclair as well, raising it in a toast before taking a bite. “ —— not to imply you’re NOT virtuous, ” he added on through a mouthful of pastry, eyes wide and earnest. “ —— you’re probably one of the most virtuous people i know. ”
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𝐥𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐧, 𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐔𝐒.
remus bit the inside of his cheek, trying his best not to laugh at peter’s sudden change of demeanor. of course he just wanted to have peter think he messed up the trick for just a little bit longer, what type of friend would he be if he didn’t mess with peter? remus laughed at his question, finally letting the act fall. “i’m just kidding, pete. that was my card,” he laughed, shaking his head. “you’re the next houdini.”
𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐰, 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑.
𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐓 remus, nonplussed for all of five seconds before his face quickly shifted back into an expression of pure triumph with a crooked grin so easy you’d doubt it was ever gone. “ —— AHA ! tricked you, ” he declared, although the quick flush that rose to his cheeks said otherwise. “ —— in fact, i always knew it was your card. why ? cause i’m magic. ” he slid remus’s card back into the deck and gave it a quick shuffle thoughtfully. “ —— you know, i feel like that line works a LOT better for muggles. ”
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𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐊𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐇𝐄 was busted before lily even saw him. it was supposed to have been a clear trip from the kitchen back to gryffindor tower, according to the map, but an unexpected close encounter with mrs norris had forced him to take a detour. apparently, directly into the path of one redheaded prefect. he gave her a cheeky grin, waving cheerily as if it wasn’t over an hour past curfew. “ —— evans ! fancy an éclair ? ” when it came to avoiding detention, peter wasn’t above bribery. // @withcringflowcrs
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