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shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN
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We are the generation that grew up on Longmont Potion Castle. You think you can fuck with us?
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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby
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this pride month will be special because of giant ice snake will appear
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It's out of your control and that's okay - Accept it
I feel like a lot of us would change things if we had the power to. It could be different things- our past, our families, our mental illness, our appearance, aging, death, or how the world perceives us.
We have to come to terms with the fact that there will be things we have no control over. We need to make the best of it. We want to think we are special and the universe singles us out in our suffering- when really it's not that deep. It's something everyone experiences in their own way and deals with it in their own way.
I think the sooner we accept that, the more at peace we can be with it
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i love doing blackout game design to magic cards
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Define "had sex" in whatever way seems fitting to you. We assume most people don't know the exact number; just make your best estimate.
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In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.
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how it feels to be so deeply curious about the world around you
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yeah sure this can be a poll. how positive do you consider these words to be?
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Knuckle Tattoos
The original post got reblog locked sometime after I que'd it, so I'm just gonna make a new post
REAL SHIT
SLOW RIDE
LIFE DEBT
FREE BIRD
DANK JAMS
MEAN DUDE
BUTT FUNK
PIES CAKE
LOVE PIGS
PISS POOP
WHAT OHNO
YA'LL QUIT
BANG BOOM
FIST CITY
FULL TANK
DICK RIDE
YEAH DUDE
HELL BABE
MAKE BANK
BULK RATE
TOLL TIME
BELL TOLL
SINK SWIM
JUNK CRAP
FAST FOOD
LOAD FILE
MORE CATS
TACO BELL (yes I know)
LIKE DOGS
FULL TILT
HARD ROAD
PILL BUGS
NICE HATS
DICK TITS
PICK NOSE
FEET PICS
SICK HOSE
TREE BUSH
LIFE LIMB
LOVE BOAT
SHOE LACE
FLIP FLOP
PROM DATE
NOPE YUCK
BALL HAIR
CONE HEAD
DAMN YANK
LATE NITE
TOES YEAH
FISH LOAF
GOSH DANG
SPIT FIRE
COLD CALL
FLAT TIRE
THAT DUDE
WHOM THIS
FULL TIME
PART TIME
SOUP TIME
LICE COMB
LOOK HERE
HAIR CUTS
KISS TELL
WAIT KEYS
BEEN SEEN
WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
WAIT MORE
CRAN BURY
FEEL OKAY
COOL DOGS
BUTT JOKE
FART SONG
POPE NOPE
TOTE BAGS
SHIN LEGS
DRUM SOME
DONG GONE
YULE LOGS
STAR BUTT
PAID RENT
DOWN TOWN
SHIP SURE
BEND OVER
SEND POST
UNCL CLIT (memorial tattoo)
OHNO YEAH
MEND BEND
FINE LINE
GOAL TEND
WHAT OKAY
FAST PISS
SLOW POOP
BATH ROOM
NECK TATT
SORT SHIT
GIRL FOOD
SAVE FILE
FOUR FOOT
FIVE GUYS
GOOD TAPE
LAME TIME
FLIM FLAM
MOVE SLOW
SLOP HOGS
SIDE WAYS
NINE FIVE
LIVE BUGS
LESS CUTS
DANK MEME
GULP SOME
PIPE WIPE
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