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I am obsessed with this eric andre interview

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screaming!!! it wasn’t “tomorrow” but 7 days after i reblogged this god damn potato i got called for an interview…mind you i had been applying for jobs for 5 weeks prior w no luck.

anyway i went through two rounds of interviews and there was supposed to be a third but the hiring manager really liked me and offered me the job after the second interview. and the job pays more and is less work and ill sometimes get to travel to new zealand so what im saying is. trust the potato of luck 🥔

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what ever happened to “flying coach”

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I just got laid off this shit better work 😅

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just ate the best chicken tatiana maslany 😋

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how terrifying metamorphosis must be for the caterpillar has no concept of what it is doing, or what a butterfly is, or what will happen to it as it spins itself the cocoon. we r more alike than different

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executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this

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the problem with learning shorthand is that it basically makes any set of long squiggles look like words so you will be trying to read the floaters in your eyes while you’re in the shower. on the bright side i may have invented a new form of divination.

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