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Final Destination Bloodlines (2025) Dir. Zach Lipovsky & Adam Stein

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id die for the internet archive over my country

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I love when paranormal investigators appeal to their long experience for credibility. I've been playing pretend for seventeen years, and let me tell you in that time I've imagined some shit you wouldn't believe.

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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creating a book series called "big fear shakespeare" where i expect you to know every reference and definition and instead there are comments in the margins saying things like "what kind of idiot wouldn't know this?"

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

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loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

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anyway. the haunted house is a kind of body, yes. but the body is also a kind of haunted house.

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PRETTY GIRLS RENEÉ RAPP

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always remember the Final Girl Code:

- do it alone

- do it scared

- do it with a knife in your hand if you have to

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if you met me when my social battery had ran out. that wasn't a real person

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Two kinds of people in the comments section of horrifically reckless youtube amateur caving videos

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so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

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the past is dead the future died before it could be born and me i feel also not so good

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Guy freezes his hair and it stands tall.