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elephants were recently endangered when the big mamas started sucking up babies into their hoses. But thankfully they blew them back out with a pepper sneeze

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But I don't want to make good choices

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— ੈ✩‧₊ 𝒟𝒶𝓃𝓉𝑒 𝓍 𝑅𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓇

⋅⋯⋯⋅⋯⋅⋯⋯⋅⋅⋅.˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʙɪᴛ ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ ɴᴏᴡ𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳.⋅⋯⋯⋅⋯⋯⋅⋯⋅⋯⋅

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Fresh out of college, with some experience in secretarial work, you decide to take a temporary position at a very strangely named shop. 'Devil May Cry'. What was meant to be just three months turns into almost a year, and despite all your better interests, you find yourself falling for your stupidly handsome, yet somewhat insufferable boss. When you find out the true nature of his work, you end up only dragged deeper into his world, and it becomes clear to you that you never want to leave.

ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕 ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕖:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66238021

ℂ𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕥:

Smut | Older Man/ Younger Woman | Unethical Work Relationship | Desk Sex | Edging | Porn With A Scosche of Plot

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Camera Flash on a Spider Web

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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watched the stalks of a lavender bush by the bus stop dip and sway from the sheer amount of fat little bumblebees on it and you know what. some things in this world are good

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

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Wii smoking game where you pretend the wii remote is a cigar and move it to your mouth to puff on it and the screen shows your mii smoking. And the game is called Wii be Smoking

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stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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Body is coffee (because tea is not strong enough)

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a village child tried to cut my beard today with scissors. naturally I destroyed him with lightning and sonic boom. now his parents are saying I "overreacted". well guess what is coming to them next. that's right it's lightning sonic boom.

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✨ Fields of Mistria's 3rd Major Update is coming this July!

Check out the roadmap to see what’s on the way and stay tuned for updates and sneak peeks in the coming months 💛

🖥️ Web Version

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the big three

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Our dog likes licking his head and he just wanna be leave alone and digest what happened