worst-roommates-ever
worst-roommates-ever
mycelia system, 21
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( and i wish i fucking wasnt )
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worst-roommates-ever · 1 day ago
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interact if you’re from the campaign of battlefront 2. no yeah i know no one’s talking about it anymore. yeah from the book too. you know, battlefront 2 the book? beautiful + hilarious <3
re: everyone (in-system) insisting i add hyperspecific "x fictives please interact" is making me laugh.
what the hell would i even put there. hey interact if you're from uhhhh text based game 4 billion that was released in 2015. yeah the one with dopplegangers and shit. yeah the aliens one
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worst-roommates-ever · 1 day ago
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2 of them.
kind of crazy that going to the gym involves being possessed by a star wars character 🤷anyone else experienced this ?
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worst-roommates-ever · 4 days ago
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wait a minute..... these arent my memories
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worst-roommates-ever · 5 days ago
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there are literally worse things than being in a saw trap like for instance openly expressing that you have wants and needs and are a real person
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worst-roommates-ever · 6 days ago
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EVERYONE IGNORE ME but AUGHGHHHH
THERES A GREY AREAAAAA BETWEEN A JOKE AND NOT A JOKEEEEEE
IT WAS A LIGHT-HEARTED CRITIQUEEEEE
IM ALLOWEDDDDDDDDDDDD TO POKE FUN AT TRENDS IN FAN COMMUNITIESSSSSS WITHOUT IT BEING AN ORDER TO STOP MAKING SHITTTTTT 😭😭😭
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worst-roommates-ever · 9 days ago
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If you could instantly be granted fluency in 5 languages—not taking away your existing language proficiency in any way, solely a gain—what 5 would you choose?
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worst-roommates-ever · 9 days ago
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don't let the media fool you, 90% of the plural experience is actually just this
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worst-roommates-ever · 10 days ago
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You know if I was a full time weaver I would stand ominously over people
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worst-roommates-ever · 12 days ago
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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff
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worst-roommates-ever · 12 days ago
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fucking hate it here
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worst-roommates-ever · 14 days ago
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REAL OF YOU. TECHNICALLY ME TOO
re: everyone (in-system) insisting i add hyperspecific "x fictives please interact" is making me laugh.
what the hell would i even put there. hey interact if you're from uhhhh text based game 4 billion that was released in 2015. yeah the one with dopplegangers and shit. yeah the aliens one
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worst-roommates-ever · 15 days ago
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if she’s your girl then who am i? what year is it? why cant i remember anything…
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worst-roommates-ever · 15 days ago
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[wistfully] "ugh. there is chocolate on the desk..."
"true there is but i do not think i can eat chocolate"
"you are not a goat anymore, tan."
"OH FUCK"
-🍄⛺ / @worst-roommates-ever. it has been OVER two years.
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worst-roommates-ever · 15 days ago
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re: everyone (in-system) insisting i add hyperspecific "x fictives please interact" is making me laugh.
what the hell would i even put there. hey interact if you're from uhhhh text based game 4 billion that was released in 2015. yeah the one with dopplegangers and shit. yeah the aliens one
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worst-roommates-ever · 15 days ago
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i love posting on this blog. it's so fucking awesome. my own little diary. beautiful planet
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worst-roommates-ever · 15 days ago
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cool guy reputation ruined by the arrival of samantha napxis. ,that name still does not fucking work
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worst-roommates-ever · 15 days ago
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taylor t2 lifeline game fictives be like "i'm gonna take a protector role. i'm JUST like a wolf. no one ask questions". i know this from experience
re: everyone (in-system) insisting i add hyperspecific "x fictives please interact" is making me laugh.
what the hell would i even put there. hey interact if you're from uhhhh text based game 4 billion that was released in 2015. yeah the one with dopplegangers and shit. yeah the aliens one
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