Some of the bases of the life series have become iconic. These are not them.
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Worst Life Series Base Round 2:
Disclaimer, all builds came from nominations. Worst here is determined by a combination of being ugly and being bad at being a base.
Skizzle Point
Propaganda:
(image submitted as propaganda)
"It was second place last year, and it's so ugly. Like So Ugly."
“#buddy buddeh thats not a good base. theres no good escape route from the house. cant even go down”
“I'm sorry Skizz Point. You were lovely on the inside and high effort and very safe. You also were called a work in progress by your creator and look like you were made in super flat and dropped unceremoniously into a death game. Perhaps, in another universe, we could have had the red glass cone”
“Yeah, that picture is pretty effective propaganda”
The Box
Propaganda:
“i know it was already mentioned in the post but i have to nominate Box for the double whammy of being hideous AND ineffective”
“#you would be insulting Ren and his mother if you didn't choose the box #those two wanted to make the ugliest thing alive”
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Worst Life Series Base Round 2:
Disclaimer, all builds came from nominations. Worst here is determined by a combination of being ugly and being bad at being a base.
Bleeding Heart Bastion
Propaganda:
"I'm nominating Martyn's base Bleeding Heart from Double Life. Did it serve it purpose? Yes. It is not pleasant to look at? Also yes."
"putting a message forward for Martyn's DL heart base bECAUSE:
what makes a base ugly isn't just the build. it's the sentiment behind it. yes, I do think that Martyn's may be the most egregious-looking (what was that glass?????!!!??), but the cherry on top is that he made it in the most pathetic manner possible. mans pretended to be heartbroken and couldn't even make it a good build 😭✋”
“#nice fumble king #its so bad”
“The bleeding heart bastion looked ok from the top, but from every other angle it was an uncomfortable red blob. People tried to start a HOA because of it. Cleo's rocks going out to it were prettier. Man put himself dead center of the action and way too high up.”
Etho’s Shack
Propaganda:
“It's official, Etho likes delicate walls and hates roofs.”
“Etho’s Shack from Secret Life. Specifically, the first iteration. Gravel walls, no windows, a sheep pit. What more could a man want? That’s right. An outdoor bed shrine.”
#build propaganda#your tags are great too#I’m sorry martyn we’ve all done it for the bit and instead made a horrible build before
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Worst Life Series Base Round 2:
Disclaimer, all builds came from nominations. Worst here is determined by a combination of being ugly and being bad at being a base.
Cobblerooms
Propaganda:
“The Backrooms are beautiful and terrible. Vote for them, cowards.”
Pearl’s Mound + Tower
Propaganda:
“Pearl's secret life base was basically a dirt shack with a death trap in the basement and a penis on top."
“#why this shape and color scheme pearl”
“#love pearl but that tower… #WHAT is that shape and color scheme pearl 💔”
“#what was in the water in secret life”
“#look Pearl’s mound was fine when it was just a mound #it was cute and it was what made her a mounder and that’s where the trap door party happened! #but the tower absolutely ruined it”
#build propaganda#mod has decided that psychological damage is actually good and thus should not count when determining what is the worst#do with that what you will
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Worst Life Series Base Round 2
Disclaimer, all builds came from nominations. Worst here is determined by a combination of being ugly and being bad at being a base.
Wool Fort
Propaganda:
"ETHO'S 3RD LIFE WOOL CASTLE. THAT PLACE WAS BURNED DOWN SO MANY TIMES"
"#wool fort all the way#rhat thing was an EYESORE"
"#wool fort is soooo ugly im sorry"
"Making it out of wool was not an inspired choice"
“If you need a reason to vote, look at the lava walls. Are they aesthetically pleasing? No. Do they force people to approach from the front? No, players can swim underneath. Do they remind arsonists of options for destroying a base that would burn down in minutes? Yes, absolutely. Expanding this base could cause it to go up in flames.”
Dirt House
Propaganda:
"Ok, I know the dirt walls rule, entirely fair, but I wish to nominate Scar's first "pro" house in Last Life. He repaired it when damaged, hid things in the floor, even put a single glass window, and didn't make a new house until episode 4 (of a 7 episode series)." (Mod decided it does qualify due to the dirt walls being intentional and Scar living in it for longer than one session)
“#Fun fact about scars little shack #wheb pearl saw it #she was like #o is this skizz? He likes building with dirt”
“#Scar's material and location was more a threat to himself than anything.”
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Worst Life Series Base Round 2
Disclaimer, all builds came from nominations. Worst here is determined by a combination of being ugly and being bad at being a base.
Wool Fort
Propaganda:
"ETHO'S 3RD LIFE WOOL CASTLE. THAT PLACE WAS BURNED DOWN SO MANY TIMES"
"#wool fort all the way#rhat thing was an EYESORE"
"#wool fort is soooo ugly im sorry"
"Making it out of wool was not an inspired choice"
“If you need a reason to vote, look at the lava walls. Are they aesthetically pleasing? No. Do they force people to approach from the front? No, players can swim underneath. Do they remind arsonists of options for destroying a base that would burn down in minutes? Yes, absolutely. Expanding this base could cause it to go up in flames.”
Dirt House
Propaganda:
"Ok, I know the dirt walls rule, entirely fair, but I wish to nominate Scar's first "pro" house in Last Life. He repaired it when damaged, hid things in the floor, even put a single glass window, and didn't make a new house until episode 4 (of a 7 episode series)." (Mod decided it does qualify due to the dirt walls being intentional and Scar living in it for longer than one session)
“#Fun fact about scars little shack #wheb pearl saw it #she was like #o is this skizz? He likes building with dirt”
“#Scar's material and location was more a threat to himself than anything.”
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Worst Life Series Base Round 2:
Disclaimer, all builds came from nominations. Worst here is determined by a combination of being ugly and being bad at being a base.
Cobblerooms
Propaganda:
“The Backrooms are beautiful and terrible. Vote for them, cowards.”
Pearl’s Mound + Tower
Propaganda:
“Pearl's secret life base was basically a dirt shack with a death trap in the basement and a penis on top."
“#why this shape and color scheme pearl”
“#love pearl but that tower… #WHAT is that shape and color scheme pearl 💔”
“#what was in the water in secret life”
“#look Pearl’s mound was fine when it was just a mound #it was cute and it was what made her a mounder and that’s where the trap door party happened! #but the tower absolutely ruined it”
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Worst Life Series Base Round 2:
Disclaimer, all builds came from nominations. Worst here is determined by a combination of being ugly and being bad at being a base.
Bleeding Heart Bastion
Propaganda:
"I'm nominating Martyn's base Bleeding Heart from Double Life. Did it serve it purpose? Yes. It is not pleasant to look at? Also yes."
"putting a message forward for Martyn's DL heart base bECAUSE:
what makes a base ugly isn't just the build. it's the sentiment behind it. yes, I do think that Martyn's may be the most egregious-looking (what was that glass?????!!!??), but the cherry on top is that he made it in the most pathetic manner possible. mans pretended to be heartbroken and couldn't even make it a good build 😭✋”
“#nice fumble king #its so bad”
“The bleeding heart bastion looked ok from the top, but from every other angle it was an uncomfortable red blob. People tried to start a HOA because of it. Cleo's rocks going out to it were prettier. Man put himself dead center of the action and way too high up.”
Etho’s Shack
Propaganda:
“It's official, Etho likes delicate walls and hates roofs.”
“Etho’s Shack from Secret Life. Specifically, the first iteration. Gravel walls, no windows, a sheep pit. What more could a man want? That’s right. An outdoor bed shrine.”
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Worst Life Series Base Round 2:
Disclaimer, all builds came from nominations. Worst here is determined by a combination of being ugly and being bad at being a base.
Skizzle Point
Propaganda:
(image submitted as propaganda)
"It was second place last year, and it's so ugly. Like So Ugly."
“#buddy buddeh thats not a good base. theres no good escape route from the house. cant even go down”
“I'm sorry Skizz Point. You were lovely on the inside and high effort and very safe. You also were called a work in progress by your creator and look like you were made in super flat and dropped unceremoniously into a death game. Perhaps, in another universe, we could have had the red glass cone”
“Yeah, that picture is pretty effective propaganda”
The Box
Propaganda:
“i know it was already mentioned in the post but i have to nominate Box for the double whammy of being hideous AND ineffective”
“#you would be insulting Ren and his mother if you didn't choose the box #those two wanted to make the ugliest thing alive”
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Worst Life Series Base Round 1:
Disclaimer, all builds came from nominations. Worst here is determined by a combination of being ugly and being bad at being a base.
Bleeding Heart Bastion

Propaganda:
"I'm nominating Martyn's base Bleeding Heart from Double Life. Did it serve it purpose? Yes. It is not pleasant to look at? Also yes."
"putting a message forward for Martyn’s DL heart base bECAUSE:
what makes a base ugly isn’t just the build. it’s the sentiment behind it. yes, I do think that Martyn’s may be the most egregious-looking (what was that glass?????!!!??), but the cherry on top is that he made it in the most pathetic manner possible. mans pretended to be heartbroken and couldn’t even make it a good build 😭🤚"
Tuff Guys' Base


Propaganda:
"All of the Tuff guys bases from wild life Ethos, Tangos, And Bdubs'"
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Worst Life Series Base Round 1:
Disclaimer, all builds came from nominations. Worst here is determined by a combination of being ugly and being bad at being a base.
Bleeding Heart Bastion

Propaganda:
"I'm nominating Martyn's base Bleeding Heart from Double Life. Did it serve it purpose? Yes. It is not pleasant to look at? Also yes."
"putting a message forward for Martyn’s DL heart base bECAUSE:
what makes a base ugly isn’t just the build. it’s the sentiment behind it. yes, I do think that Martyn’s may be the most egregious-looking (what was that glass?????!!!??), but the cherry on top is that he made it in the most pathetic manner possible. mans pretended to be heartbroken and couldn’t even make it a good build 😭🤚"
Tuff Guys' Base


Propaganda:
"All of the Tuff guys bases from wild life Ethos, Tangos, And Bdubs'"
#the build wasn't even tuff themed. one of them is just a copper can. it's fucking can town.#<ITS FUCKING CAN TOWN KILLED ME
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I’m fucking crying this is so funny
Worst Life Series Base Round 1:
Disclaimer, all builds came from nominations. Worst here is determined by a combination of being ugly and being bad at being a base.
BigB's Face

Propaganda:
"nominating bigb's backrooms from secret life and/or bigb's head from wild life. that man cannot stop making utterly insane bases"
"BigB's face is probably the least defensible, most arsonable base ever. building your own face is just asking to be burnt down"
Froggy Tower
Propaganda:

"Nomination: the nosy neighbours tower. I love it but it was so ugly covered in all those frogs 😭"
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Worst Life Series Base Round 1
Disclaimer, all builds came from nominations. Worst here is determined by a combination of being ugly and being bad at being a base.
Roctopus

Propaganda:
"I’ve gotta nominate the rocktopus from tango’s last life because that thing was atrocious (affectionate)"
Scar's Shack

Propaganda:
"Ok, I know the dirt walls rule, entirely fair, but I wish to nominate Scar's first "pro" house in Last Life. He repaired it when damaged, hid things in the floor, even put a single glass window, and didn't make a new house until episode 4 (of a 7 episode series)." (Mod decided it does qualify due to the dirt walls being intentional and Scar living in it for longer than one session)
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Worst Life Series Base Round 1:
Disclaimer, all builds came from nominations. Worst here is determined by a combination of being ugly and being bad at being a base.
Etho's Wool Fortress

Propaganda:
"ETHO'S 3RD LIFE WOOL CASTLE. THAT PLACE WAS BURNED DOWN SO MANY TIMES"
"#wool fort all the way#rhat thing was an EYESORE"
"#wool fort is soooo ugly im sorry"
"Making it out of wool was not an inspired choice"
"can I nominate the wool fortress from 3rd life"
The Car

Propaganda:
"is it too late to nominate The Car"
"MumboJumbo called the car the worst thing he's ever seen"
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Worst Life Series Base Round 1:
Disclaimer, all builds came from nominations. Worst here is determined by a combination of being ugly and being bad at being a base.
BigB's Face

Propaganda:
"nominating bigb's backrooms from secret life and/or bigb's head from wild life. that man cannot stop making utterly insane bases"
"BigB's face is probably the least defensible, most arsonable base ever. building your own face is just asking to be burnt down"
Froggy Tower
Propaganda:

"Nomination: the nosy neighbours tower. I love it but it was so ugly covered in all those frogs 😭"
#I dont know why the fandom wiki photo for frog tower is so blurry I'm sorry#life series#wild life smp#limited life smp#bigbst4tz2#pearlescentmoon
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Worst Life Series Base Round 1:
Disclaimer, all builds came from nominations. Worst here is determined by a combination of being ugly and being bad at being a base.
I think we all know why I put these two specifically against each other. Must I say it? Also because I got comments about this last year, yes I know that technically the tower is Mumbo's build but it was built on Pearl's mound and she built part of it as well which is why I've decided it's one build. Never forget the iconic "why have you gone for that color scheme?" was asked to PEARL because she was the one building it at the time. Anyways.
Pearl's Mound + Tower
Propoganda:
"Pearl's secret life base was basically a dirt shack with a death trap in the basement and a penis on top."
Joel's Helter Skelter

Propaganda:
"Joel’s Secret Life helter skelter. It looks like, well, I shan’t say."
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