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worstloki · 2 hours
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the dynamic of thor 1 really was just scenes of Thor being a dick on earth that then cut away to scenes of Loki on the verge of having a panic attack over his traumatic childhood and desperately trying to salvage his life and please his father, only to cut back to Thor becoming mildly more polite simply so he could get this random womans approval, and they just expected us to go with it and agree that Loki was the villain all along
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worstloki · 6 hours
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AU where The Tesseract is sent from the future to kill Thor and ends up falling in love with Loki. Thor glues this to his bedroom door he is also like 14 and suuuper lucky Tess doesnt know how to read.
Based on this sign i got sent lol
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worstloki · 6 hours
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worstloki · 12 hours
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worstloki · 15 hours
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Odin giving his narrator speech about Asgard’s strength and the mighty realm eternal’s wins against jotunheim/svartalfheim etc. and then abrupt cut to Asgard being taken down by 2.5 guys (Kurse/Malekith) who kill the Queen and 1 guy taking down the King (Loki)
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worstloki · 15 hours
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Gender-fluid/Intersex Loki snippets from their childhood:
Nurse: Yes, the baby is in perfect health, but Ah- there is one problem.
Odin: Well, what is it?
Nurse: We can’t tell the child’s gender.
Odin: Nonsense, let me see the baby.
Frigga: Did you not check when you brought it here?
Odin: I had other things on my mind.
Frigga: Of course
Odin: See, look. That is definitely a boy.
Nurse: But see-
Frigga: Oh. Is that ah- Is that normal? Where the child is from, I mean.
Nurse: I have no idea because someone won’t tell me where he received the child.
Odin: How about we just let the child decide?
Frigga: Odin, the baby can’t speak at its age yet.
Odin: Ah. Well, we can just choose one now and let the child decide later.
Frigga: Wonderful idea and since I’m doing the child rearing I get to choose-
Odin: Wha-
[Cut to a few centuries later]
Loki: I’m going to be a girl today.
Odin and Frigga who knew this day would come: Of course. Just know that we will always accept you as you are.
Loki: Tomorrow I’m going to be a snake!
Odin and Frigga:
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Thor: But Loki, if you’re a snake, then you won’t have any arms! How will you spar with us tomorrow!
Loki: Ah, that is a good point. I’ll just be a snake with legs then. And very pointy teeth.
Thor: Like a crocodile!
Loki: Yes, exactly! I’m going to be a crocodile tomorrow!
Odin: Okay but are you going to be a boy or girl crocodile?
Loki: Crocodiles don’t have genders, silly.
Odin: Ah, yes. My mistake.
Frigga: Yes they do-
Loki: ANYWAYS
Also:
Thor: Now we’re going to play valkries today.
Sif: You can’t play valkries because you’re not a girl. Only girls can be valkries.
Thor:
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Sif: Loki can though. But only part time because he’s only a girl sometimes.
Loki, who has never been interested in the valkrie but is now about to make it their entire personality just to spite Thor: I could be a girl all the time.
Thor:
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worstloki · 20 hours
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toothpaste ads: 9 out of 10 doctors recommend our toothpaste
that one doctor:
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worstloki · 23 hours
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I disagree with the Thor is a labrador take. Thor is an orange cat, thats what he be
only if he gets to be a nice fluffy one that's clearly been well fed
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worstloki · 1 day
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Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.
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worstloki · 2 days
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Everyone’s all happy to go ‘Thor’s like a puppy!!’ and ‘LabraTHOR!!!’ until you ask who's holding his leash and writing his little name tag and taking him for daily walks. You gotta lean into the personification and think it through!!! He sure isn’t a stray!!!!
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worstloki · 2 days
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Literally just a bee: Just getting a snack!
Thor: Okay bee.
The bee: Just making house!
Thor: Build away, bee.
The bee: Just sampling the lavenders!
Thor: You know, I actually have an assortment.
The bee, trying to collect pollen: Hey- *bonk* I jus- *bonk* I h- *bonk*
Thor: *holds the flower still*
Meanwhile
A wasp: I’LL SEE YOU IN HELL!!!
Loki: YOU TELL THEM WHO SENT YOU!!!!
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worstloki · 3 days
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"I would kill for you. I would die for you" would you take a break for me? Would you sit down and rest? For a day, a week, a year? Would you let others take care of your needs for me? Would you let yourself be held for me? By me?
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worstloki · 3 days
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Just let me go. Anything but... knives!
The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) dir. Marc Webb
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“Thor, just remember: you have something even the great Allfather never had.”
“And what’s that?”
“Me for a mother.”
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