worstloki

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i just need to have more rules for myself. more rules and limits. surely that will help me

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I like to think that if Thanos had, hypothetically, given Loki any mechanical bodily enhancements (like his other 'children' have) then it would simply go unnoticed until death, since no one ever bothered checking in with how Loki was doing

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pour one out for the guy who just spilled his drink

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Characters that deserved so much better living out a simple domestic life is SUCH a fic genre

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they are so silly !!!!

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Maybe Loki didn't use his cool magic powers because they're too many to keep track of and he panics and forgets when an enemy is jumping at him 😔

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Don't borrow grief from the future. Don't borrow grief from the future. Don't borrow grief from the future. Don't borrow grief from the future. Don't borrow grief from the future. Don't borrow grief from the future. Don't borrow grief from the future. Don't borrow grief from the future. Don't borrow grief from the future. Don't borrow grief from the future. But its so hard when the world i— shut up! Don't borrow grief from the future. Don't borrow grief from the future. Don't borrow grief from the future. Don't borrow grief from the future. Don't borrow grief from the future. Don't borrow grief from the future.

Here's a flower: 🌻

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"came back wrong" sure yeah that's cool i guess "came back suicidal" now you're talking

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THERE HE IS!!! - Submitted by: fastman27

#241E1B #447759 #559F5B #8CCC79 #D9E39D

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imagine explaining the concept of panopticon to a tortoise

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forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

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I think the confusion lies in the fact that the rest of the Asgardians are supposed to be good guys and are framed as such. So the audience looks at them and goes “wow lol they’re pretty violent huh?” And then they look at Loki and assume that as the villain/antagonist/anti-hero of the story that HAS to mean he’s, by default, even more aggressive/antagonistic/morally depraved etc. Because, naturally, that’s the only other option. There’s definitely not any other options than that one. Certainly no evidence of him ever behaving better than the good guys. Nope.

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#my favourite ever body mod headcanon from thanos is a silver tongue #like a literal one #idk how it would work but i dont have to #it's space stuff #but i imagine that its quite easy to hide (via @kisses-4-loki)

brooooo no one is ever going to discover that one ... ╥﹏╥

I like to think that if Thanos had, hypothetically, given Loki any mechanical bodily enhancements (like his other 'children' have) then it would simply go unnoticed until death, since no one ever bothered checking in with how Loki was doing

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SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE (2023) dir. Joaquim Dos Santos, Justin K. Thompson, Kemp Powers

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odin designing the giant gold palace of asgard: "and put some pillars around the edges of the room for my younger son to lurk behind"

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Heimdall knows what Thor's doing but he's cute so Heim indulges him lol

Thor doing the Bend and Snap in front of Heimdall for @recrudescent-ultima

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my Roman empire was to draw wings ?? on Thor's helmet as an "indicator" of his mood. the gestalt is closed.