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spongebob my leg guy voice: MY WIG!!!

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I was

I like when band members joke about being in a band they’re not in like Brendon Urie “Hi, I’m Pete Wentz from My Chemical Romance.” They’re so funny like “Hi, I’m Gerard Way from Twenty Øne Pilots” or “Hi, I’m Ryan Ross from Panic! At The Disco”

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Can you stop being so cute ohmygod you OWN my ass at this point

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I miss klaus and Diego so if the new season doesn't come out soon a bitch CAN and WILL cry.

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No homo but

@ my crush just kiss me already COWARD I DARE YOU (passive aggressively tryna send messages to u buddy)

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Okay so I'm quite known for not wearing bras and instead just just wearing oversized hoodies so one one can tell. My reasoning why is

A) they're very uncomfortable. Wired or not, they're very tight around my ribcage and I can't find one that's comfortable.

B) they make your tits sag. I'm already almost 200 lbs and I don't wanna be fat and have saggy tits. Considering I'm 34 DDD, my tits are going to sag just a bit regardless, but I don't want them to be worse then they have to be and it's know that bras weaken the muscles leading them to sag.

C) it's my body. I'm not doing anything illegal, I'm not hurting anyone, and I'm not hurting myself, therefore no one should care but me. I get really frustrated when boys say "it's really unattractive" or "you should start wearing them." Like bitch does it look like I give a fuck what you find attractive? And do you think you have the right to tell me this when you've never been in my shoes?

Anyway the thing that sparked this was that this morning, my father had the fucking audacity to tell me I needed to start wearing bras. Dude you're my dad. Isn't it like every dad's dream to have their daughter in baggy clothing and be happy with it? Why do you give two shits? So I asked why and you know what he says to me? He says he doesn't want to have an argument or discussion about it. Ooh bitch at this point I was FUMING. He doesn't want to have an argument or discussion about this? About my body? He has the right to tell me what to do with MY BODY but I'm not allowed to inquire about this? About a rule that will ultimately affect my body in a negative way and I'm not even allowed to hear the reasoning? FUCK THAT.

I cannot even BEGIN to explain how mad this actually makes me. He's got no right (nor does anyone) to tell me what to do with my tits. They are mine and goddamnit, I'm not giving them away. These bastards are gonna be on my chest until the day I die and I'm gonna make them as comfortable as possible. If you're in my life and don't like it, you can fuck right the hell off. I don't need you to tell me what to do with my body.

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reblog if you think female rapists should get the same amount of jail time as male rapists

Rape is rape and nothing justifies it

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THANK YOU

Rare Fall Out Boy Masterpost

My early Christmas gift to you: every single RARE audio track I could find that features Fall Out Boy in some way. I specifically dug for stuff that isn’t on FallOutBoyVevo or that isn’t obvious when searching “fall out boy” on iTunes. I excluded almost all (but one, i think) of the various remixes that are all available for purchase in iTunes. Other than that, this is as exhaustive as possible, with the best quality I could find. If I missed something or miscredited anything, hmu.

These are all safe links to downloadable mp3 tracks via Dropbox. Enjoy!

Whole Albums

Evening Out With Your Girlfriend

Leaked in London EP

*** - Live in Phoenix

My Heart Will Always Be the B-Side to My Tongue

PAX AM Days

Welcome to the New Administration

Hidden Tracks / Unreleased Songs / Demos

Austin We Have a Problem

Bronx’s Lullabye (feat. Brendon Urie)

Catch Me If You Can (feat. Travie McCoy)

Dance Dance Demo (slightly different from official song)

Guilty As Charged (Tell Hip-Hop I’m Literate)

Hand of God

Lake Effect Kid (feat. Travie McCoy)

Legendary (Blink and You’ll Miss It)

My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark Demo (UHH VERY DIFFERENT FROM OFFICIAL SONG)

Pavlove

Star 67

Covers (as exhaustive as possible, but also just my faves)

Beat It (feat. John Mayer)

Ellen and Patrick singing Womanizer in a bathtub (here’s the video too, Pete’s dancing in the background and it’s so dumb)

Ghostbusters Theme Song (I’m Not Afraid) (feat. Missy Elliot)

I Wanna Be Like You (The Monkey Song)

Life on Mars

Love Lockdown

New Dreams (bonus track from pax am days)

Roxanne

Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting

Save Your Generation

So Sick

Start Today

This Is How We Do It

Turnpike Gates

Uptown Funk

What’s This?

Live Covers

Basket Case

Don’t Stop Believing

Fat Bottom Girls

I Wanna Be Like You (The Monkey Song)

Let’s Get It On - Acoustic

Mr. Brightside

Superstar (feat. Lupe Fiasco) (VIDEO ONLY SORRY)

On iTunes, But Everyone Seems To Miss It (sometimes included with the deluxe versions of the albums)

America’s Suitehearts (Remixed, Retouched, Rehabbed, and Retoxed)

Lullabye

Believers Never Die

Yule Shoot Your Eye Out

Alpha Dog

From Now On We Are Enemies

Growing Up

From Under the Cork Tree (limited “Black Clouds and Underdogs” edition)

Snitches and Talkers Get Stitches and Walkers 

The Music or the Misery

My Heart Is the Worst Kind of Weapon

Dance Dance (Lindbergh Palace Remix)

Sugar We’re Goin Down (Patrick Stump Remix)

Infinity On High

G.I.N.A.S.F.S.

It’s Hard to Say “I Do”, When I Don’t

Neon Future I

Back to Earth (collab with Steve Aoki)

Acoustic (not exhaustive, just my faves)

America’s Suitehearts

I Don’t Care

My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark

Saturday

Thnks Fr Th Mmrs

Uma Thurman

What A Catch, Donnie

Young Volcanoes

Best Live Stuff (i tried to go digging for songs they don’t normally play live)

Chicago Is So Two Years Ago (this is acoustic too and just my absolute fave thing ever!!!)

Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes at Grand Theater at Foxwoods

INCREDIBLE FALL OUT BOY MEDLEY AT THEIR FIRST SHOW AFTER HIATUS (at The Studio NY i believe)

this slick transition from Alone Together to Light Em Up

Just One Yesterday at MTV World Stage Monterrey

AT&T Block Party (SO SO GOOD)

Fourth of July

Jet Pack Blues

Novocaine

The Kids Aren’t Alright

Gorgeous Instrumental Covers (no vocals)

Centuries - cello/piano

Centuries - strings

Alone Together - piano

The Phoenix - strings

Remixes/Mashups (i have a TON of mashups saved but i only included a few; if this post does well i’ll make a masterpost of mashups) 

I Don’t Care + Womanizer (i think pete posted this to a secret blog of his a long time ago… it’s only an excerpt but it gives me chills)

Miss Missing You + Coffee’s For Closers

Sugar We’re Goin Down + Thnks Fr Th Mmrs

Tiffany Blews (Fall Out Toy Works Remix)

Miscellaneous

THIS ALTERNATE VERSION OF GRAND THEFT AUTUMN??? literally the only difference is the first 10 seconds but it’s still. something.

AOL Sessions

Fall Out Gloria (i think this is another secret pete post)

I Got You Babe (feat. Charlyne Yi) (tbh i have no idea where this is from, i just really like it)

Lullabye With Rain (because why tf not)

this incredible transition/mashup from Novocaine to The Phoenix

this nifty audio with Oh Nostalgia on the left and New Regrets on the right

The Ballad of Star Butterfly from Star VS. the Forces of Evil TV show

Young Volcanoes - Round

Feat. Patrick Stump

Billionaire - Gym Class Heroes - Live

Clothes Off!!  - Gym Class Heroes (Album: As Cruel As School Children)

Cupid’s Chokehold - Gym Class Heroes (Album: The Papercut Chronicles)

One of THOSE Nights (feat. Brendon Urie too) - The Cab

Stereo Hearts - Gym Class Heroes - Live

Patrick Being Patrick

hidden track of Patrick Stump being an idiot

Patrick recording Spotlight all by himself (VIDEO ONLY SORRY)

vocals-only audio of The Take Over which i’m including only because he can hold notes for an incredible amount of time

Patrick’s Slightly Drunk A Capella Grammy Medley (aka my fave thing ever) (audio) (video)

Patrick’s A Capella Michael Jackson Medley (audio) (video)

Patrick’s A Capella Kanye West Medley (audio) (video)

THIS AUDIO OF PATRICK DOING SCREAMO FOR SOME BAND IDK WHO BUT IT MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME

Patrick challenging Joe to a riff-off and it’s funny

Soul Punk / Truant Wave (all acoustic)

Allie

Everybody Wants Somebody

Explode

Love Selfish Love

Run Dry (X Fingers X Heart)

Spotlight (Oh Nostalgia) 

This City (he also does some talking in this one i think)

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me: *buys something online*

me:

me: where is it

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Why Klaus Hargreeves Deserved Better

Yes, he might be an unreliable junkie at times, but he always does what he can to help his family. For example, he played the role of Five’s dad to help with getting back into the lab. In this, he went all out and pulled a fight club-esk move by punching Five and smashing his own head with a snow globe. When he was promised the money but didn’t get it, you didn’t hear him complain at any point of the show except when he screamed ‘What about my money’ when Five ditched him, much like you hardly heard him complain about being kidnapped in Five’s place.

He’s misinterpreted. Everyone thinks he wants to be the center of attention, but it’s actually quite the opposite. He hardly mentions the things that haunt him because he doesn’t want to be known for being the boy who went through some hard stuff and turned to drugs. He’d rather be known for being happy and outgoing even when things are rough. Only when he’s alone does he reminisce on his past traumas.

He sees dead people. Yeah, that seems cool, but if they died a gruesome death, he has to see the effects on their body or more lack thereof. With the exception of Ben, he sees the injuries they acquired upon death. Seeing someone on the TV with their guts out is one thing, but in real life? That’s scarring enough. If drugs silence this ability, could you really blame him for turning to them?

When he was eight, he was locked in a mausoleum. I know in the show, he said he was thirteen, but the actor they used in the flashback was given the name ‘Klaus, age 8’ on IMdB, so it’s likely that this was a slight continuity error, but since it’s another actor for another age for the character, I’m gonna go by this. Anyway, as he was locked in this mausoleum for hours on end, he saw the dead screaming his name. Though at this time he wasn’t able to touch the dead, it’s still scary being locked in a room with a bunch of dead strangers’ corpses who are somehow screaming at you.

Considering when he talks to the dead, no one sees what he sees, that’s probably really embarrassing being called crazy. It’s probably worse to those who don’t know about his ability, but do know about his addiction. They probably assume he’s back on drugs, when it’s quite the opposite considering since he’s able to talk to the dead, that means he’s sober

He’s aware his family doesn’t care or think much of him. When kidnapped by Hazel and Cha-Cha, he started laughing. When they asked what was so funny, he responded with “I’m the one person in that house no one would notice was gone! You assholes kidnapped the wrong guy!” And of course, he was sadly correct. No one did notice. Not even as much as a ‘Hey have you seen Klaus around?’ from any of them.

Hazel and Cha-Cha beat him and tortured him. At first, yes he did get a kick out of it, but then, the began to sober up and he started to give more normal reactions. They left him in the room when they went to set the lab on fire and he began seeing his past traumas once again, but he was unable to calm it down. Then, he began to see all the gorey people they killed over the years. Though he did use this to his advantage, I don’t think it’s pleasant having to see all these bloodied up spirits all around you and yelling at you.

When he managed to escape, he took the briefcase hoping there was money in it or some sort of pawnable value to it. Instead, he opened it and was unwillingly transported to one of the most violent wars in modern history. The Vietnam War. This was a war where people would boobytrap little children by planting bombs to them. He made friends with people and watched a lot of them die. Worst of it, though, he met the love of his life there and Dave died right next to him. Klaus didn’t even know when dave was shot. The blood seen on his hands coming back to modern times was Dave’s. He had to bathe in the blood of his lover in order to try to get it off.

He wasn’t even supposed to ever meet Dave. The only person he ever truly loved more than himself wasn’t even supposed to be in his life. He had to alter time in order to fall in love. That’s gotta mess with a person

The dog tags and jacket that you see him wear all the time when he gets back are Dave’s. At the end of episode ten, when they all think they’re going to die, he clutches the tags close to his heart

In the first episode, when Diego and Luther get into one of their more physical fights, Vanya is seen pulling their mom out of the line of fire and everything is peachy. But when Klaus pulled Five away, Five looked at him like he was insane, which yes, he is just a tad over the rainbow, but still, he obviously means well.

He’s never taken seriously. His family thinks everything he says and does is so he can get attention when that’s simply not the case. When Ben saved Diego’s life, they didn’t take him seriously. When he conjured up their father and told them that he killed himself, they didn’t take him seriously, but he would know better than any of them would considering he can talk to the dead. When Diego almost got shot by Hazel and Cha-Cha, Klaus pulled him back into a covered area.

He literally died to try to help Luther and didn’t hold that against him whatsoever.

In the episode, The Day That Wasn’t, He was able to conjure up Dave. Five went back in time and changed it and thus began the episode The Day That Was. In this episode, he even says he’s unable to talk to the one he loves when arguing when Ben about his sobriety. He didn’t understand the point if he couldn’t even talk to Dave.

Even though he was tortured by his father, he obviously still cared about him, even if he would never admit it. For example, when in the barber shop, it was revealed Reginald killed himself and Klaus even shed a tear about that.

He sobered up to talk to Dave and when that doesn’t work, he continues to stay sober to try to help his family, and like usual, they don’t take him seriously.

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Murdoc and Klaus have the same energy

Like okay yes Murdoc is more violent but both are:

Queer

Suffered past trauma from their Dads

Fun and outgoing until they're alone/they snap

Sarcastic as FUCK

Can have an attitude but is really sweet

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Noah fence but Klaus is a whole ass homosexual.

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the umbrella academy au where everything is the same but ben wears camo pants or a camo shirt so klaus acts like he can’t see him whenever he says something smart

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Dave: I have your pizza delivery

Klaus: *taking his shirt off* But I don’t know how I’m going to pay for it… ;) ;)

Dave: then why did you order it????

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Klaus: If Ben was still here, he’d agree with me!

Ben: *looks at the camera like he’s on the office*

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So I went and bought a ball of wool and then I was watching YouTube videos for about an hour before the scene. But then I started to do it and I was like “NO! Now I can do it! It’s destroying the point of the whole thing in the first place.” - Robert Sheehan

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwpiVK4YZbg)