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This place is WILD....I'm looking up #holly madison for outfit inspo and I cant tell which accounts are for or against her 🤣🤣🤣 people really take time to screenshot/ screen record her stories, stalk her profiles just to totally shit on her and speculate all kinds of crazy things and its all for someone that has literally no impact of their lives what's so ever. Can someone explain this shit to me cause it's ridic.

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How I imagine I look when passing by the local dilf at work

THE GIRL NEXT DOOR (2004) dir. Luke Greenfield

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I can't unsee it now 😶

While watching Terrifier 2, I couldn't stop thinking that Brooke looks just like Kathryn Hahn. Am I crazy?

@rottent33th I'm tagging you sis

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I full on fantasize about being sent to an asylum that is secretly a brothel owned by Oscar Issac

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Time to talk about another obsession

Didn't make any of these, if these are your comment and I will tag you whore🩷

I am also tagging this as slasher related because he iced Ms. Vanessa Hudgens in cold blood

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Which one of you whores wants to get drunk off wine spritzes in the basement with me while we wait for a masked serial killer to come get us

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Drooling currently

The Sinclairs | House of Wax (2005)

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FUCK-A ME-A 👨🏻🤌🤌

Brian van Holt as Cavennaugh in Threshold (2005)

Threshold Episode 13- Alienville

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So mad because if they continued this Cavennaugh and Molly would’ve gotten together

Like Ik mf had feelings after that kiss there’s no wayyyyy

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When don't they fucking serve?

The House of Wax premiere in the UK was SERIOUSLY lacking from the absence of the whole cast BUT that doesn't mean we can't appreciate the serves from the dolls.

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Literally everyone's dream girl 😍

How fucking perfect was Ms. Cuthbert in The Girl Next Door?? Like come on...

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ATHENA IS CARLY/CARLY IS ATHENA....

Side note, CANNOT get over how they colored Carlys hair basically the same color as Athenas

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Some of my favorite Silly and Billy looks from The Simple Life

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@vincentsprincess This is a problem that can only be fixed through intercourse.

I think the only way for us to move on is to hold casting calls for Bo look alikes and have them reenact the chair scene with us

i am so down bad for bo sinclair it's actually embarrassing at this point

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THE STRONG VISUAL I got from thinking about him tapping his cheek for a kiss and over dramatically yawning before placing his arm around you 🤣🥰

🥰🥰 this was AMAZINGLY DONE 👏👏👏

OOOOOO

COULD YOU WRITE HOW ART THE CLOWN WOULD SHOW HIS AFFECTIONS??

Art the Clown and affection

An: there’s like one kinda suggestive line at the end 😧

Words of affirmation

Welp

This one definitely isn’t his strongest but if he could talk he would say some pretty interesting things

If you have a white board anywhere in your home he will leave you little notes

If not you’ll find little pieces of paper around your house with messages from Art

Acts of service

This one is 50/50 for him

If you were to spill a drink he could react in 2 ways

Either grab a mop and clean it up, or do his over dramatic laugh while pointing at you

For the sake of this lets say he’ll do #1 😋

I wanna say he’d be pretty good at this one but I just don’t see him doing a whole lot when it comes to this, that doesn’t mean he’s horrible at it tho

Gifts

Definitely spoils you

Show him something you’ve been wanting for a while?

In a few hours it will be all yours! Don’t mind the bit of blood on it

Its pretty easy for him to get you anything you want

However, he’ll sometimes get you things you didn’t ask for

Occasionally you’ll see a box neatly wrapped on your counter with the tag saying “from art”

How sweet! A human heart…

A few seconds later you will most definitely feel a tap on your shoulder for the clown himself tapping his cheek asking for a kiss

Quality time

Now we’re getting somewhere

Art definitely loves spending some time with you

Seeing that he’s gone for most of the year

Wither that’s watching a show, just hanging out around your house, occasionally going out somewhere, ..other things 🤫🤫

He very much values the time he has with you and so do you <3

Physical touch

His favorite

He’s always touching you in one way or another

That can mean he’s holding your hand, your arm, a hand around your waist (or ass), etc.

OMG he will 100% do that thing where he’ll fake yawn and wrap his arm around your shoulder

Now don’t be too surprised if the two of you are lying in bed cuddling and things take a sexual turn

He js loves you so much 🤗

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The grip this man has on us all...it's unlike anything we've faced before

i am so down bad for bo sinclair it's actually embarrassing at this point

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Were down bad for something we really shouldn't be down bad for 🤣

you know it's bad when you're lowkey jealous of the girl getting her lips glued shut

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What I wouldn't do to be her 🤣

Part 3 because my lovelies seem to love these 🥰🥰