This page celebrates the veritable cornucopia of random items people keep in their homes in the name of aesthetics. From oversize plastic fruits, nonfunctional typewriters, bizarre musical instruments, and tiny crystal statues to balsa wood trinkets from the far East with symbols no one understands. Whether it's a $2 tourist trap or a rug that costs more than an Ivy League education, we want to see your decor! Accepting submissions now.
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The space and cost of a large bowl centerpiece, with none of the functionality! #geometric #wphd
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Pro tip: choose restaurants based on their decor
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For when you need to render a window nonfunctional without breaking it.
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Fan submission; someone out there is having Easter brunch under the watchful gaze of this cheerful trinity
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An oversize bronze of a non-functional item marketed as a tape dispenser - the layers to this have me speechless!
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Fan submission: Candles + fruits are always a good bet.. but together? Instant classic.
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1. Obtain replica of ancient torture device used by another culture to horribly deform women’s feet as a sign of wealth and status 2. Encase in pretty box 3. Display prominently 4. You have unlocked an achievement: “Eastern-themed Decor”
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Fan submission: There’s a reason horror movies are never set in a minority family’s house.
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WPHD Guideline #1: If it’s round and nonfunctional, put it in a large bowl.
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Fan submission: Nothing says “privilege” like cutting functional items in half and hanging them on the wall. Note the use of fake birds for good measure.
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Nothing says “refined interior design” like knock offs of nature that defy the laws of physics.
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WPHD Fun Fact
If you google White People Home Decor, the second link is Frida Kahlo art on sale at Kohl’s. Tis a mysterious world in which we live.
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Combining two classic themes of home decor, woven wicker and fake fruits, in understated brilliance.
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