wpilks
wpilks
william pilkington
235 posts
Royal Marine 💪 stuck in the arctic 🥶‼️6’7” bc apparently that matters 🙄
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wpilks · 2 months ago
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Ass 2 ass w the homie shotgunning farts
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wpilks · 3 months ago
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Just took a shit that looked like an erect pemis. I <3 life and life <3s me
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wpilks · 3 months ago
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Bug of the week: Pilks!! (I got kinda lost in the sauce, he looks peeled and wrong without his pathetic little mustache. I will put him in my pocket)
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wpilks · 3 months ago
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Pilkington’s Villain Arc
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wpilks · 3 months ago
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The what process
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Michael A Davenport, 3,090 Degrees Fahrenheit (Oil on canvas, 2025)
30in x 48in
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wpilks · 4 months ago
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Dear Diary
Year 3 in the arctic. Cold as balls but now everyone smells like ass which has leveled the playing field for my genetically rancid pussy. Does this count as benefiting from DEI
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wpilks · 4 months ago
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Not asleep anymore. Because of woke
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wpilks · 4 months ago
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The holy ghost is stored in the balls
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wpilks · 4 months ago
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Not me i just got fired from the penis smashing factory
"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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wpilks · 4 months ago
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The w stands for waluigi #christiannamereveal
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wpilks · 4 months ago
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Not now kitten daddy's scorbutic
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wpilks · 4 months ago
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Is all animals critters or nah
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wpilks · 4 months ago
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wpilks · 4 months ago
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throwing basketballs at peoples heads
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wpilks · 4 months ago
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I hope i will be remembered as a guy who liked to do stuff sometimes
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wpilks · 4 months ago
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I hope i will be remembered as a guy who liked to do stuff sometimes
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wpilks · 4 months ago
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bro your fat throbbing cock is so annoying distracting i'm trying to play roller coaster tycoon
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