Royal Marine 💪 stuck in the arctic 🥶‼️6’7” bc apparently that matters 🙄
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Just took a shit that looked like an erect pemis. I <3 life and life <3s me
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Bug of the week: Pilks!! (I got kinda lost in the sauce, he looks peeled and wrong without his pathetic little mustache. I will put him in my pocket)
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The what process

Michael A Davenport, 3,090 Degrees Fahrenheit (Oil on canvas, 2025)
30in x 48in
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Dear Diary
Year 3 in the arctic. Cold as balls but now everyone smells like ass which has leveled the playing field for my genetically rancid pussy. Does this count as benefiting from DEI
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Not me i just got fired from the penis smashing factory
"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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I hope i will be remembered as a guy who liked to do stuff sometimes
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I hope i will be remembered as a guy who liked to do stuff sometimes
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bro your fat throbbing cock is so annoying distracting i'm trying to play roller coaster tycoon
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