wrencheswillneverhurtyou

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babes i fear we got off on the wrong foot! this is bsc on my abandoned alt lmao

okay lemme just start with your questions and i’ll expound after

1. hi i’m the resident wave the swallow fan since 2005 promo materials dropped, the autism is through the roof with this one

2. you mentioned wave the swallow i’m gonna see it LOL

3. i’d love to go away but you seem actually upset over a tone misreading so i busted out the ipad to perhaps reassure you!

FURTHER YAPS FROM ME, ehem:

i firmly believe that people can post whatever they want, genuinely. now, please try to see it from the perspective of someone who knows this lil canon fact: when i see someone defending jet x wave, i’m gonna assume they either don’t know better, or do and don’t care! you were evidently in the first half which is valid af, not everyone is insane about wave and the manuals/websites. however, if you WERE the second category, go nuts! idgaf! i didn’t want to assume you didn’t know better and i’m not about shaming people.

so like, once again, let’s envision the life of a sonic fan who knows they’re siblings. WHEN THEY SEE THE STANCE THAT PEOPLE CAN SHIP THEM, AKA YOUR POST, IT’S GONNA MAKE PEOPLE SIDEEYE YOU! EVEN IF YOU DONT MEAN IT! babes i mean it i was just warning you why people say this, not that you ship incest. that’s just what it looks like and i was trying to help you out so you DON’T get people accusing you of shit if that’s not your thing!

okay, that’s out of the way. IM NOT ACCUSING YOU OF ANYTHING! LITERALLY JUST A WHIMSICAL REPLY TO A PUBLIC POST! like, part of the contract to making a public social media account is allowing anyone and everyone to send you whatever. trust, me, i’ve gotten everything to death threats to baseless accusations and hey, it sucks for the mental health, but i know my limits.

if a fun little reblog where i was never ever being mean or accusational is genuinely upsetting, i actually do hope you can find some peace and return to the internet when you’re ready. rooting for you!!! but seriously, no ill intent.

anyways, look at this rad picture of my dog

Me: haha hey guys look at this person being a dumbass Some absolute loser on my post: OH SO YOU WANT JET AND WAVE TO FUCK? YOU'RE PRO-INCEST? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU FREAK?

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i should complain on here more <- doesn’t log on enough

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i love complaining about idw because the main reason behind it is no battle bird armada. no history with bean or predator. no evil fucked up moments besides storm whipping jewel across the ship. GET SOME PERSPECTIVE

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anyone who thinks idw is flawless is delusional but people who constantly bitch about it being the worst thing ever are 10000x more annoying

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iet asked me if i can make him see shrimp colours. again. dude just do shrooms

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he was smart though i swear!!! played all my mind games and shit. so HOW DID HE MISS THE FUCKIN NUMBER

i hate when bitches throw away the blank cheque i gave them with my number on the back

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… well he was into ME so. so uh. yeah. there. checkmate

i hate when bitches throw away the blank cheque i gave them with my number on the back

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i hate when bitches throw away the blank cheque i gave them with my number on the back

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tbh clark and chalmers extended mind theory can get it. combine that with parfit's identity theory paper and you have yourself a tumble sexyman, or like, you start with one and end up with multiple after a teletransportation accident

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people really have the audacity to walk into my workshop and just start talking. wrenches WILL hurt you if you try that again dammit

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i haven’t been on tumblr since warped ‘11 this is bringing back cursed traumatic flashbacks. oh well, hi

god i can’t wait to be a fucking problem on here

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god i can’t wait to be a fucking problem on here