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my mutuals' minds rival the minds of socrates and prostates and whoever the fuck
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no MY culture is best known for its culinary tradition and preferred alcohol
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[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis
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the problem is that I want to know everything in the world but also I can't seem to do my laundry when I'm supposed to, rendering me absolutely useless
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pretty 5 talking about aira:
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the problem with not having watched anime growing up is that when I watch anime now I am suddenly assaulted with psychic blasts in which I recognize the source for all mannerisms and aesthetics of my peers
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reminder that visibly religious people belong at pride. that person wearing a hijab is not a threat to you. that person wearing tzitzit and a kippah is not a threat to you. someone simply wearing an item that is culturally or religiously important to them is not a threat to you. however, your aggression upon seeing a religious person at pride is a threat to them.
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i like his new outfit tbh...
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i could jumpstart a car with my breasts
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thinking about 2x pimpy 3x bape
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what the fuck
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I'M LEAVING
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"he would not fucking say that" but it's "they would not be having carefully negotiated bdsm manual sex"
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on the sixth day god created white tank top with no bra and he saw that it was good
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