people don’t write thorin desperate enough. if he’s not on his knees begging bilbo PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE then i don’t want it
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people don’t write thorin desperate enough. if he’s not on his knees begging bilbo PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE then i don’t want it
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okay, there's a trend that came and went on tiktok a while ago of people reading their lists of modern day things they think characters would have loved if it were in their time. i will never EVER get tired of watching them and those vids heavily inspired this post 😭 (ALSO FIRST WRITING SINCE IVE BEEN BACK LETS GOOOO)
so without further ado...
rip thorin's company, you would have loved... (pt. 1)
thorin
r.i.p. thorin, you would have loved lord huron
rick grimes from the walking dead
wet brushes
google maps
making a secret thirst trap account on tiktok
bilbo
r.i.p. bilbo, you would have loved trader joes
ring doorbells
facebook neighborhood watch
swiffer wet jet
keeping up with the kardashians
gandalf
r.i.p. gandalf you would have loved life360
caines chicken
st. louis city museum
grammarly
child harnesses
fìli
r.i.p. fìli, you would have loved Instagram reels
sad older sibling tiktoks
caseoh
0.5x pictures
hello kitty/sanrio girls
kìli
r.i.p. kìli you would have loved mewing
native hair wash
tiktok
snapchat streaks
photodumping on instagram
dwalin
r.i.p. dwalin you would have loved planet fitness
to catch a predator with jim hansen
the will smith slap drama
dude wipes
teenage mutant ninja turtles
balin
r.i.p.balin you would have loved ibuprofen
turbotax
eBay
low quality inspirational quotes on facebook
air fryers
bofur
r.i.p. bofur you would have loved impractical jokers
the superbowl
cringey minion memes
andy bernard from the office
snoop dog
ori
r.i.p. ori you would have loved minecraft
selling stuff on etsy
aesthetic pinterest boards
the perks of being a wallflower
spotify premium
dori
r.i.p. dori you would have loved five minute crafts
the pioneer woman cookbook
abba
hgtv
temu
(i forgot there's a 10 image limit😞)
lemme know if you guys want a part 2 !! it feels great getting to write whatever i want again!! love you guys so much!! also please send me requests cause i need to get these creative juices back into the flow of things 😭🙏 thank you! 🩷💘💞🌷🌸🌺
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i have two wolves inside of me and one is editing claudia absolutely ripping the shit out of lestat like she deserves and the other is making lestat apologist edits
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I think that as a kid Lestat had a speech impediment of the thoughts too fast for his mouth to keep up variety, so he stuttered like crazy, also def slurred over his words while he rambled super fast and couldn’t pronounce his rs. Meanwhile Armand didn’t speak until he was like 7 and once he started he was the most articulate 7 yr old on planet earth
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WAIT GUYS. IF THE RUMORS ARE TRUE-
it’s almost our third year of waiting for a second season that’s not coming
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everyone bid a fine farewell to the Adam Driver header (2019-2024) and welcome Gimli and Legolas (1978) 🙏🙏🙏
may he live on in our memories.
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just let me push my south asian thorin fancast on y’all…
Amar Chadha Patel!! don’t get me wrong i love Richard Armitage but i’ve seen a lot of people headcannoning him/the dwarves as south asian and i really dig that!! just give this man a little grey hair and he’s perfect
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i just know pussy from oberon the fairy king could change a man’s whole world. who said that
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paws. touching paws. reaching out. booping me. booping you
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