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Going All the Way

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fanfiction si stanno scrivendo da sole

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he is my friend u cannot do this

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it's problematic to date your boss. circumcising him, however,

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Guillermo is literally everyone’s baby girl.

Nadja acts like she doesn’t care about him but the second he’s in any kind of danger she goes ballistic. Like more feral than we’ve ever seen her.

Laszlo becomes obsessed with curing him and saving him from Nandor’s wrath. So much so that he feels that the situation is personally his fault.

Then there’s the Guide. Even after she falls out of lust with him, she still favours him over everybody in the household, for his kindness alone.

Colin Robinson is as apathetic towards Guillermo as he is towards anyone in household. But he was his surrogate son and Guillermo took extra care to encourage and learn about his interests.

And we all know Nandor’s deal.

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original

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1x05 || 2x05

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#i’m not crying, you’re crying

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Please don't die. I'm here now.

OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH - 2.03 The Innkeeper

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Stede straight up launching himself off the ship to get to Ed

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What We Do In The Shadows Season 5 Episode 3 "Pride Parade" might be the episode of all time I fear

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happy birthday fellow bisexuals!!!

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anyway happy fall + cuddle season

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What We Do in the Shadows is THE most show ever. Hands down. It's about a polycule. There's barely a plot. The lore is both intricate and contradictory. The characters serve cunt 24/7. It's been five seasons and they've gotten nowhere. It has a budget of $5. No one kisses on screen but they fuck nasty at least once per season. Doug Jones is in it. It's based on the most pirated movie of 2014.

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nandor and guillermo, what we do in the shadows / who we are, hozier

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The scarest thing about Nandor being actually smart in all things Guillermo is that this is the reason why he'll never make the move to be with him:

Nandor already knows how he feels about Guillermo.

He's not even repressing it. He's just made piece with it. Because Guillermo was never an option.

Guillermo is human. He'll choose to stay human. He's fleeting. He'll always leave in some form or fashion. Nandor doesn’t choose to act on his feelings for Guillermo for the same reason why he never turned him. It would just be a curse.