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OHFUCKOHDEAROHMYIMNOTREADYFORMYHYPERFIXATIONTOENDNOOOOO

22 WEEKS FROM TODAY - YAYAYAY

Almost getting to under 20s in weeks

Celebrate with Wicked Group Shots

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love y'all ❤️

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

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ha, jokes on you!

I already do.

Wait--

Ate moldy chocolate. What’s next for my career?

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why is this in haiku format it's scaring me

Ate moldy chocolate. What’s next for my career?

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BE GAY NOW BITCHES I LOVE YOU ❤️❤️❤️

quick reminder that my own gay ass genuinely supports the hell outta each and every one of you. regardless if i know you or not, im happy to be living in this shithole of a life in the same world with you.

and im proud of you, i know in my heart just how beautiful, amazing, talented, smart, and worthy you are and i hope you can see that too🏳️‍🌈🌈

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Two trees having sex

Two trees having sex

My muscles,

My muscles,

Involuntary flex--

(can't find the post but someone added a tag that there should be another fuck tree lmao)

happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess

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twink male characters just make the best husband imo 🤷‍♀️ sue me

hate when people think the only archetype possible for a male sidekick to a female protagonist is a soft boi and/or himbo. like the implication there is that the only reason a man would ever defer to a woman’s authority is if he was a bumbling idiot. love male supporting characters who are smart and strong and confident and can step up when necessary but still kind and humble enough to let someone else take the lead most of the time

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it's not a coincidence that the first three letters of your name happen to be the first 3 letters of puke 💔

Ate moldy chocolate. What’s next for my career?

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Inspired by @toinkeroo's charmed groupchat au (go read it, it's seriously amazing!!) I've decided to make my own (also I'm stealing their emoji idea, it's fantastic!)

PT. 1: Girlies and Mimosas

💘Galinda Upland💘✨ added Elphaba Thropp 🔮 to the GIRLIES 💅👛👜 groupchat

💙ShenShen: oh, hey, it's green bean!🫛

Elphaba Thropp🔮: Please don't call me that.

Elphaba Thropp 🔮: also, to answer the question you posted on Dr. Dillamond's chat, we're supposed to review chapters 6-7 in Ozian Histories.

Pfanne (and co. 💎): @💘Galinda Upland💘✨ are we still pre-gaming tn??

Elphaba Thropp🔮: You guys watch sports?? Since when?

💘Galinda Upland💘✨: @Elphaba Thropp🔮 no we're not watching sports PLZ tell me ur joking.

Elphaba Thropp🔮: no?? Should I be??

💙ShenShen: @Elphaba Thropp🔮 thx you queen you are singlehandedly keeping my GPA from being actually non-existent 🙏🙏

💘Galinda Upland💘✨: Elphie have you ever heard of Say Yes To The Dress?

Elphaba Thropp🔮: ...you mean that show on TLC that very obviously fakes brides and their families fighting over the stupidest things??

💙ShenShen: ouch. ok way to insult our interests. i can feel that burn from all the way over here and I don't even know how to turn on an oven 💔

Pfanne (and co. 💎): nooooo don't say that :(( Say Yes To The Dress is an industry staple!!!!!! also ShenShen pls txt me your headcanons for the new season i wanna see if they're correct 💯

Elphaba Thropp🔮: It's "reality" TV. Please don't tell me you actually thought it was real.

Elphaba Thropp🔮: also, how do you have headcanons for Say Yes To The Dress??

💘Galinda Upland💘✨: @Elphaba Thropp 🔮 the point of reality TV isn't about being real -- it's about making you forget your own reality while watching it!!! 😉

Pfanne (and co. 💎): PREACH!! also im bringing wine for the mimosassss 🍹🍹🍷

💙ShenShen: i stole the OJ (simpson) from the cafeteria muahaha 🍊

💙ShenShen: unrelated note but i think one of the kitchen aides suspects me 👀

💘Galinda Upland💘✨: @💙ShenShen awesome!! i'm bringing the snacks and @Elphaba Thropp🔮:) see you all in Pfanne's room at 10 sharp!

Elphaba Thropp🔮: Wait, I didn't agree to this

Elphaba Thropp🔮: @💘Galinda Upland💘✨ I have homework to do.

Elphaba Thropp🔮: I have nothing to wear.

Elphaba Thropp🔮: I have to practice for Madam Morrible's sorcery seminar.

Elphaba Thropp🔮deleted a message

Elphaba Thropp🔮: @💘Galinda Upland💘✨ GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOw

💘Galinda Upland💘✨: @Elphaba Thropp🔮:D

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Isn't this just thropple?

an ao3 interaction

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DAMN IT!

height check. how tall are you people in my phone

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YO op do you mind if I make my own modern group chat au with the charmed circle? ofc I'll give you credit for the idea 💫

Shiz University Group Chats - MASTERPOST

Keep track of the posts here :) I'll be updating this as I post more in the GC AU so you can use this to keep track/ choose the specific post you're interested in. 💖

Welcome to Shiz University. Please consult the following Group Chat Rules and Codes of Conduct:

Respect all members of the academic community.

Use school-sanctioned communication channels responsibly. Please avoid foul language, innuendo, or utilizing chat rooms for bribery, gambling, unsanctioned spellwork, or public declarations of love.

Please maintain proper use of chat functions. Do not initiate campus-wide romantic competitions using shared documents, voting polls, or emoji reaction battles.

At campus discretion, faculty members may be called upon monitor student group chats if there is any evidence / suspicion of scandalocious actions.

Have fun! Do note that your chats may be recorded in the university server for a period of ninety (90) days for training and maintenance purposes.

At Shiz University, the real drama isn’t in the lecture halls—it’s in the group chats.

Pt. 1: DO NOT FEED THE TOADS

Pt. 2: THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR CACTUS

Pt 3: Fiyero’s Secret Yearning (Must Be Stopped)

Pt 4.: Boq’s Doomed Crush Support Group

Pt. 5.: Emergency Sparkle Triage

Pt 6. Finals Week Survival (Spiritual, Emotional, Academic)

Pt 7. Glinda is NOT Spiraling

Pt 8.: Don’t Leave Your Phone Unattended

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EXCUSE ME THE "LOOK BETTER THAN YOUR GPA" IS SO FUCKING FUNNY FOR NO REASON LMAOOO

Shiz University Group Chats

Pt 6. Finals Week Survival (Spiritual, Emotional, Academic)

[ Elphaba 💚 | Glinda 🌟 | Fiyero 🔥 | Boq W. | Avaric 💸 | Nessa 🕯️ | Pfannee the Pfirst | Shenshen 👠 ]

Glinda 🌟: Mood: studying in a sequined robe while crying into flashcards.

Fiyero 🔥: I ate a highlighter. It’s fine.

Boq W.: do we think my professor will accept “the system is flawed” as an answer to everything

Elphaba 💚: only if you write it in blood

Avaric 💸: I haven’t studied but I have incredible bone structure and a shocking amount of luck.

Nessa 🕯️: I made a color-coded study schedule, ritualized my desk, and sacrificed sleep. We are not the same.

Glinda 🌟: no offense but I’m trying to summon the ghost of a dead scholar for answers

Fiyero 🔥: okay but if that ghost is hot can we keep him

Boq W.: does anyone have a spare quill? mine exploded from stress

Pfannee the Pfirst: Oh honey, no. You need emotionally stable stationery. My new peacock-feather quill is waterproof, tearproof, and scented with resilience.

Shenshen 👠: Also your outfit is… concerning. We believe in looking better than your GPA.

Fiyero 🔥: what does that even mean

Shenshen 👠: It means “don’t cry in sweatpants.”

Elphaba 💚: is anyone here actually studying i don’t think “fashion resilience” is part of the rubric

Pfannee the Pfirst: preparation is a full-body experience, elphaba

Glinda 🌟 posted a poll: “Exam Day 1 Outfit Options”

Shenshen 👠: A. the draping is academic excellence

Avaric 💸: B. it says “I’m failing but expensively”

Nessa 🕯️: some of us are trying to learn

Boq W.: some of us are trying not to cry into our notes again

Pfannee the Pfirst: you can do both just moisturize after

6 of ? | Masterpost

Pt. 1: DO NOT FEED THE TOADS

Pt. 2: THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR CACTUS

Pt 3: Fiyero’s Secret Yearning (Must Be Stopped)

Pt 4.: Boq’s Doomed Crush Support Group

Pt. 5.: Emergency Sparkle Triage

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ink I'm 4'11 on a good day. I win

height check. how tall are you people in my phone

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my liege why are you wearing a Kermit head?

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half my blorbos are wiggly worms that have depression, and the other half are wiggly worms that have depression AND internalized homophobia

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YESSSSSSSSSS. best feeling ever.

death becomes her - mattison & carey/pennette tag on ao3 reaching three digits… ooohh i prayed for times like this

these are the moments that make life worth living ✨ — thank you for your service our beloved madhel fanfic authors <3