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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters
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I finally made the meme I've had in my head for over a year
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does anyone have that quote that goes something like 'white germans under the nazis lived just fine as long as they were loyal to the state, gave their children to the army, and paid their taxes, and in this sense many americans would be comfortable living under fascism' trying to find who said it but google is giving me jack shit
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you may notice i use the phrase "my beloved" frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3
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it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke
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when were you guys gonna tell me that my "cool and badass angry tears" were me having autistic meltdowns?
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Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet
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drawing people i see in the city (47/?) lil dude also had the best conversation opener:
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"live every day like it's your last": scary. weirdly foreboding. not a good thought process if you get anxious easily. stressful. so much pressure that it loops back around to making you do nothing. "live every day like it's your FIRST": everything becomes fascinating. renews the excitement of discovering things for the first time again. makes you feel like exploring stuff. #mywisdom
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just like brandy melville is very exclusively only for v skinny bitches there should be a store very exclusively for fat bitches. u will not find anything in ur size here unless u can't fit through this gap and we will sneer at u if u can
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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem
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Broke: vampires are real, and they act just like in the stories
Woke: vampires are real, but the stories are inaccurate
Bespoke: vampires are real, the stories are inaccurate, and vampires made up those stories to keep humans ignorant
Baroque: vampires are real, and the stories are inaccurate, but vampires reacted to things like Dracula and Masquerade the same way the mafia reacted to The Godfather and now actively try to play out the tropes
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