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You’re laughing. Alessia Russo’s goal called offside because of woke and you’re laughing.
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Don’t get into baking unless you’re willing to become accustomed to the feeling of wanting to kill yourself at an ASDA self-checkout

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Socceraid is really about to make me write a fic about alpha Steph Houghton and omega Bonucci isn’t it
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Reblog this post to ask mutuals to tell you their weirdest theory about u
EDIT: Fair warning this post is cursed and predictions are 7/10 times correct, play at own risk
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WAKE UP BABE NEW HUG ANGLE DROPPED
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A lot of yall don’t go on daily walks. That’s why you feel the way you do
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Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck
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Also I am totally using this to enlighten people about the messy fucked up beautiful relationship between Brian Clough and Peter Taylor cause what they had was insane and some of the quotes are even crazier
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Which could mean nothing core but it’s just footballers
This is entirely a joke but also it came to me like a vision (I need my Capcut account confiscated)
#This is my attempt to revitalise my account#carraville#gerlonso#pepjose#pep guardiola#jose mourinho#mcfowler#kaneson#neuller
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um ok
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what if i'm not ready / for all that i've been waiting for
#OP this may inspire me to kickstart my writing career again#I’m foaming at the mouth this is fucking INSANE#This picture means more to me than the Mona Lisa
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Btw if you wanna engage with WAG culture go follow Maja Lindelof (Victor Lindelof’s wife) right now - she’s a successful business woman who is also gorgeous and also hilarious
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Maybe wokeness is a problem these days
Some of you are unhealthily obsessed with WAGs if you want to be fans of women in sports START WATCHING WOMEN'S SPORTS
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having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.
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That moment when you tell everyone you got a job then your own stupidity makes you throw it out the window and now you’re standing on a packed train wishing you were dead cause you feel like such a burden on everyone in your life and you don’t contribute anything meaningful to society and hahahaha guess I’ll just die!!!
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I bring a kind of “athletes are human people and not commodities” energy to sports fandom that guys who talk about sports on tv and the internet don’t really like
#‘MOST FOOTBALL ARE FROM WORKING CLASS BACKGROUND OR POVERTY!!’ I scream as they drag me to the psych ward#‘MOST FOOTBALLERS RETIRE TO LIVES OF TEMPORARY OR PERMANENT DISABILITY’ I say as I rock back and forth in a padded room
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