draws my own damn romcom
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the smell of Home Depot is cathartic
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You’re getting tag-team parented on this one, Deku, you don’t have a prayer
stole this quote from @innerarbitersoul
my ko-fi :D
my patreon :D
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people talk about women being ‘emotional’ and ‘overreacting,’ but you don’t see a woman making an arch-nemesis out of an albino whale and obsessively chasing it down like a lunatic for 585 pages
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armour (http://safelyendangered.com/webtoon )
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me: wow things are actually going really well for once!
the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:
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god
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New superhero: Crime Man.
He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals.
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this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry
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got my full back tattoo done at Claire’s
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Watch This College Student Get Pwned By His Two-Year-Old Son
- Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
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“Unlike the bold monsters of old, “Nessie,” as the Loch Ness Monster is affectionately called, is a shy, retiring creature that has never harmed a soul. Sure, it has surprised and scared a lot of people, but it has never tried to drown or eat anyone. So it’s no surprise that Nessie is the most popular of all cryptids.”
— Rick Emmer
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At the very beginning of Four Jews...
Whizzer: I found that very offensive and I’m gonna have to ask u to watch your tone.
Jason: Everyone picks on Joseph because of his true colors.
Mendel: You know, I heard that Briana was in China with a torn meniscus.
So now the biggest mystery is what Marvin said at the beginning. I can’t be more curious!!! *listening to falsettos for the 1203987th time*
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