she/her/hers Writer, daydreamer, fangirl, peddler of cat pics and memes. Usually all of the above in the name of procrastination. Perpetually tired and called out by Sleeping In. Probably having too many emotions about writing or music. And in keeping with the aesthetic, according to my astronomy prof: "You are literally, except for the hydrogen, made of stardust." Welcome to my little corner of the internet where I yell into the void and sometimes the void yells back. Have fun, don't die, don't get kidnapped (Psst. If you're coming here from writeblr, check out @ghost-town-story ;) )
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i dont know why anyone else misses analog board games, but to me, it's because physical parts let me cheat. there's no moving pieces around when someone isnt looking in a chess app, no sneaking bonus pieces out of the graveyard in checkers, no double drawing cards in go fish.
i spent years developing those skills as a Professional Little Brother. what am i supposed to do now, go back to college? learn how to play games the right way? i mean, who gives a shit? the fun part was never the game, it was the Getting Away With It. or, you know, for the rest of my family, Catching The Bastard. now that was entertainment.
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Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1
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I'm trying to replace Vice's urge to bring me live worms with a more constructive activity by rewarding him with adoration when he brings me cat toys that aren't worms. (Most frequently pompoms and dryer balls.) This has been decently successful in recent weeks. The problem is that GoodJobNotWormBaby.exe and NoWakingMeUpBeforeAlarm.exe are running in conflict. Yes, I would definitely prefer a little green pompom at 4 am instead of worms, but I would most prefer being asleep at 4 am.
I am asking a lot of this little guy, and he is trying his best.
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I meant to make this meme ages ago when pride month was still on but yeah gé (pronounced gay) is the Irish for a goose.
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i am a simple man. I see a creature. I walk over and pet the creature. This is what life is all about baby
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Special simplified bird - crows celebrating pride month!
Happy pride month! Expect more pride birds soon :)
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Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!
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