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Here hab a smol shizun

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Sleep thoughts

You know? 

I was always confused when SJ immediately forgives and trusts YQY when he reveals the truth.

Nort because I don’t think the he wouldn’t immediately forgive him because as we know he would BUT in my (personal) opinion I think we should explore the broken trust you know? Because not only does YQY keep this very important secret (I don’t really blame him for that of course) but he also said things (wether intentional or not) to make SJ look worse  (YQY with his foot in mouth syndrome)  while making it look like he was in SJ side which he isn’t  not when it matters anyway

Like ok let’s look at this from SJ perspective 

You waited for your Qi-ge to come until you couldn’t Waite anymore already assuming he’s dead , working with the devil until finally you managed to escape , then then you see him. He looks cleaner , better -fancier- clothes , even healthy. And when you ask him ‘ why didn’t you come back’ he looks at you he looks at you as if you were an abandoned dog waiting for it’s owner to come back  , and the only thing the only thing he said to you was ‘sorry’ 

Why? ‘Qi-ge is sorry’

Why are you just apologizing? ‘ I’m sorry Xiao-jiu’

Did you forget about me?

Is it because I would’ve pulled you down?

Why?

Why?

Anyway time skip your a Qing Jing  disciple and your aiming for the top -maybe he isn’t telling you because you aren’t important enough? Well let’s aim for second in command! Then he’ll tell me-  maybe then he’d also stop calling you that 

And  then you do

And he doesn’t -to either of those -

Instead he treats you like a troublemaker who just won’t listen , he never asks if you actually did it or not he just believes them , so now your just angry

Time skip again he tells you the secret of why he couldn’t come.

And.

And you don’t know how to feel anymore 

You should forgive him right?

He did all of this  for you.

But.

Did he do it for you or for Xiao-jiu?

Is he even your  Qi-ge anymore?

Does he even want  SJ? 

Or does he only want Xiao-jiu?

Cause time and Time again he showed he never liked SJ.

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Shen Jiu as Shen Qingqiu approaches every situation like "someone is happy here. Disgusting. I must fix that by existing in their space aggressively."

While Shen Yuan as Shen Qingqiu approaches every situation like "someone is sad here. I can fix that by dying...Why are people more sad? Should I die again?"

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At a Peak Lord Meeting

Yue Qingyuan: Shidi, why do you have a child with you?

Shang Qinghua: This is Wei Ying, he is my new son. Also if the Jiang clan asks about me, pretend you don't know me

Shen Qingqiu: Should I even ask?

Shang Qinghua: They were abusing him! If they are going to mistreat him then they don't deserve him!

Yue Qingyuan, sighing: Fine then

Shang Qinghua: When we get home I will introduce you to A-Yao, your new big brother

Wei Ying, tearing up: What about shijie and chengcheng?

Shang Qinghua: Fine, I'll kidnap them too

Yue Qingyuan: Shidi, please!

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duke: who do you guys think is bruce's favorite child?

jason: it's probably fingerstripes

dick: me?! it's obviously you, jay

tim: it's jason

steph: facts. b lets him get away with everything, including murder

cass: jason

damian: as much as i loathe to admit it, father does treat todd differently

jason: ya'll are trippin'

meanwhile...

clark: b, just curious, but, do you have a favorite child?

bruce: hn, what date is it?

clark: um, may 12th?

bruce: then it's batcow

clark: what

bruce: did i stutter?

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Bruce: Congratulations, Jason! You’re the first of my kids to graduate college!

Dick: Yeah, first and only one for all eternity!

Bruce: *Ignoring Dick by sheer willpower* Anyway, what are you planning to do next?

Jason: I think I’m going to continue my education in English Lit.

Bruce: *nervously* Great. You’ll get a Master’s Degree, right?

Jason: …

Bruce: …right?

Jason: Actually, I’m going for a PhD.

Bruce: This is a terrible joke. You’re over the supervillainy, right, Jay?

Jason: Look, my application to GothamU’s PhD program was accepted!

Bruce: No child! Of mine! Will get! A PhD!!!

Jason: I’m hoping to be a literature professor at GothamU, if I survive long enough.

Bruce: *screams incoherently*

Dick: I think you broke him.

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I love how people are like Jason Todd was a demon child and all the other robins were angels compared to him like lmao robin!Jason was a fucking delight what do you mean

Dick showed up at the manor with a blue stuffed animal elephant and the rage of 100 men and the only thing thats changed is that the elephant is grey now

Tim showed up with blackmail on the fucking Batman and bullied him into accepting him as robin

Damian popped up on the doorstep holding a fucking katanna

Meanwhile robin!jason was jumping from building to building squealing robin magic! and would spontaneously hug Batman. he loved reading shakepeare knowledge and literally screamed golly jee willickers as the highest curse word in his vocabulary.

Robin!Jason was a goddamned fucking delight and all the other ones were the little demon children lmaooo

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POV: lqg didn’t die in the caves and it fixed many things but sj pretends he did bc he can’t handle positive attention

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I am CONVINCED that if sj had won 1 (one!) of their fights it would’ve permanently rearranged lqg’s few brain cells into mad puppy love

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Lqg’s 2 love languages aka gift giving and violence

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day 3: the true past

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Close-ups and unblurred shots of this drawing for this fic. Plus the image i referenced lolol

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The prototype for WangXian's dynamic was, in fact, LiuShen. Liu Qingge's struggles with self-expression and rigid morality, his relationships being defined by steadfast acts of service, and his only source of rizz being his pretty face make him a genre-bent Lan Wangji parallel, while Shen Yuan's crisis of self (and imposition of that crisis onto literally everyone else who has ever met him), body-snatching antics, disregard for societally-driven morality, fringe hyperfixations, and his entire approach to LQG make him a genre-bent Wei Wuxian. In this essay I will-

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I love your Shidi too

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Thinking about it, Liu Qingge is

extremely blunt

straightforward

and his first and only solution to problems is to punch them

Spends most of his time off fighting shit because it's better than socialising

Liu Qingge understands, and is accepted by, demon society so fucking fast

Like he can socialise with humans and he's aware of the rules but he also hates them and thinks they're dumb. He'd much rather settle things by punching

Whereas with the demons their actions and behaviours make sense to him and he responds correctly in most situations (by punching)

So he's a human running on demon software

But I also think he'd be EXTREMELY offended if anyone pointed this out

Regardless of whether or not you think bingliushen makes sense there is definitely a faction of the demons who are pushing for Luo Binghe to take Liu Qingge as Second Husband

They don't even understand why he says no because "you two openly flirted for 5 years!"

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How to create romantic tension without telling your MC, an SVSSS guide

Have your MC obsessed with the love interest, but in an 'appreciating objective beauty' way

Have your love interest be obsessed with MC, but make MC allergic to sensible logical deductions

Wife plot your MC

Liu Qingge (with help from Gongyi Xiao)

No seriously, it is objectively hilarious that are at least three occasions that Liu Qingge is used to create romantic tension between Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe, perpendicular to Shen Qingqiu's obliviousness.

1. (Unwitting) Love Rival Ignites Jealousy!

Shen Qingqiu hastily stood from the table. "Liu-shidi? I've been waiting for you all night. Come in, quickly!" The room's set of double doors flew open. Luo Binghe stood at the entrance.

2. (Unwitting?) Love Rival Throws a Challenge!

"Shen Qingqiu, what's the meaning of this?" Liu Qingge asked suddenly. He stared at Shen Qingqiu as if he'd suffered some enormous disgrace. "The Bai Zhan Peak Lord is here, yet you throw yourself at another's feet before him?"

3. (Unwitting???) Love Rival Completes the Love Triangle Trope by Making Protagonist Chose Between Two Options!

Liu Qingge had his own considerations. Luo Binghe's character and actions were uniformly bizarre, and an evil hung about him - he had embraced a corpse for five years! And now Luo Binghe was standing before him in the flesh. Could he just let him have his way? Sparks seemed to crackle through the air.

The common pattern is: LQG says something/does something/simply exists -> LBH reads this as romantic advances towards SQQ and responds accordingly -> SQQ misunderstands LBH's intentions, or is plain confused

Liu Qingge is essential. His third wheel is supporting so hard at this point they might as well be a tricycle.

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PURRITO BABY!!! OMG HIS CLAWS ARE ALL WRAPPED UP, ITS LESS DANGEROUS TO HUG HIM NOW >:D

he fell asleep...