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when you deep it yea

saiki spends time learning and practically studying on how to be average more than he’d ever study for a test

bro the guy literally threw like what 300 tennis balls at a wall just to control his strength. that is crazy.

he deliberately made sure he got the average place in that one ep where they were all running

he read everyone’s minds during a test and used his x ray vision to look at people’s papers. but not to cheat, nooo!!! he only did that to GET THE WRONG ANSWERS AND BE AVERAGE.

do you know how long it would take to figure out the average for everything and how you would have to do it.

this man is a master strategist and calculator bro. someone study him ☠️

thank u for coming to my ted talk

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I can't imagine Saiki wanting to drink alcohol - I think he's too afraid of losing control and/or spilling his secrets. I think his powers would go a bit all over the place as well and he'd find it really hard to control his strength so he wouldn't want to risk it.

But if he did, I think it would manifest in him saying "aloud" the snarky things he usually thinks to himself. I also find it funny to imagine him (after a few more drinks) as a super affectionate drunk who hugs everyone and says shit like "no I do really love you I dooo and im sorry im such an asshole and ignore you all the time..,,,, i don't mean it".

I feel like the drunker he gets, the more layers would peel away, and then he'd end up spilling the beans about his powers but nobody would take him seriously because it would just sound like he's drunkenly rambling about nonsense, like - "I can EXPLODE things with my MIND. Literally I can. I could explode that table right there but I'm not gonna cuz I'm good"

Also I feel like he would start bending reality with his powers, and the next day everyone would be remembering the party like "woahhh... I had wayyy too much to drink last night, I swear I remember the ceiling and floor swapping places"

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Something cool about Saiki K is that he's one of those characters with like a Past in which they were Different and did some morally fucked up stuff, but he wasn't like an oppressively invading general or anything like that. He was just a kid! He was a kid who did the normal childlike thing of acting on impulse but he also has godlike powers. He just did he wanted, he didn't understand the consequences. "Mom wants something from the store, I'll go get it for her," "Getting high grades is good, so I'll get even higher grades than is possible," "I want these things, so I'll win at rock paper scissors to get them," "I don't like standing out, so I'll make it so that I don't." There was this time that I think was cut from the anime where the government of a country found out about his powers and wanted to experiment on him, so he destroyed the entire country. Which is extreme, but I think in character! He didn't get that his actions had severe consequences! I don't think he understood that people could get really hurt by his powers until he lost control with those bullies in elementary school. That's when he changed so much. That's why he doesn't like his powers so much, you know? He gets what he was doing now. And in the present he's like "I worry about what kind of longterm effects all the mind control I did is going to have, but there's nothing I can do to make things go back to the way they were."

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okay obviously Saiki loves all his friends to death even though he'd never admit it but let's talk about how he has favorites and those favorites are Kaidou and Mera.

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To fall in love with a girl

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They’re best friends your honor

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he's on 35 still.

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OH,,, SHIT!!!!!! HE'S GOING PSYCHO ON THE DIMPTAR™!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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posting this here too i guess

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Miniscule and munchable

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girlbeam

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drinking after work

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My favorite fraud 🥰❤️

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They are girlfriends to me

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I wish lesbians were real :((