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Broken baby

Alright. So I'm on the phone with my girlfriend, and were talking about when we have kids and how she only wants two. And how after that she doesn't want me to get that anti-child creating procedure. Because she said if one of our children dies we may want another. So I said. "Yeah our baby broke, can we get a new one?" She started dying laughing. And that's basically what she said right?

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So my boss is a jerk and made me shave. I've been working on this for the past month. My girlfriend actually became quite fond of it. I whistled taps while I shaved. It makes me (and her) very sad. R.I.P. facial hair.

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I WAS THERE

Photos of AFI, Touche Amore, and Coming at Bogart’s. Photos courtesy ofChromatic Anthem. http://cincy.mu/c19wt

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Wizards 101

Alright so here's what I can't get over. Wizards 101 commercials always portray the players as teenagers. What teenager plays wizards 101? Like seriously. That's like saying people still play runescape.

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Why brother why? Update

So yeah. An update from an earlier post. He finally changed the song thank GOD!!!!!

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Title

Will someone like please explain to me how to give my blog a title???

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Well I'm gonna use my birthday wish to wish that you don't and that your life gets better... and to find AFI hiding in my bathtub...

I can’t wait for my wish to come true.

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Why brother why?

So my brother listens to music when he sleeps, he also sleeps with his door open. He has been listening to the same song. Over. And over. And over. For. Three. Months. I hate that song, and I can’t even listen to the artist anymore. I have begged and pleaded with him to change it, but I think he enjoys my pain.

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Clever lololol

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

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One time my friend got a boner in class and the teacher thought it was his phone and grabbed it.

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I know the concert was like a month ago, but AFI (except Jade who was asleep on the bus) signed my ticket and my dad laminated it for me.

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lol what?

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

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Why tumblr. Why must you keep crashing on me.

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*slow applause from the back of the room*

why does the sun look like a ceiling light

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Hehe Nirvana puns